1 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:20,157 - What, does the pinball machine work? - You have to turn on the switch below. 2 00:00:20,447 --> 00:00:21,482 Okay. 3 00:00:29,687 --> 00:00:31,882 (SOUNDS FROM THE Pinball Machine) 4 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:46,317 (LAUGHTER FROM THE PINball machine) Pig Judas, pig! 5 00:00:49,727 --> 00:00:51,718 (SOUNDS FROM THE Pinball Machine) 6 00:00:56,887 --> 00:00:58,684 (LAUGHTER FROM THE PINball machine) Holy shit Eva! 7 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:01,965 (in Roman dialect) You work too hard and you use your forearm badly. 8 00:01:03,847 --> 00:01:04,882 Allow. 9 00:01:06,127 --> 00:01:08,925 What I say It's always been the same for a lot of years: 10 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:12,684 the relationship with pinball is like a sexual relationship, an embrace. 11 00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:16,278 It's not the pulse that has to give the push to the ball, but the belly. 12 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:19,405 Do you understand me, brunette? Huh? Oh? This is the movement. 13 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:23,435 The blow must be dry, decisive, precise. So you can eat the tilt. 14 00:01:24,047 --> 00:01:25,116 Look at me. 15 00:01:26,807 --> 00:01:29,446 (SOUNDS FROM THE Pinball Machine) 16 00:01:47,487 --> 00:01:49,239 Damn yours! You're a dragon, you are! 17 00:02:22,407 --> 00:02:23,726 (SOUNDS END) 18 00:02:24,047 --> 00:02:26,561 Moro, read a little, I can't see with these glasses. 19 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:30,635 20 00:02:31,447 --> 00:02:34,166 To Smurf, throw me a pen, please? Come on! 21 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:37,959 (in Neapolitan) What should we do... 22 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:39,882 Step aside. 23 00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:53,202 (FISCMIA OSCAR) 24 00:02:53,287 --> 00:02:55,084 (ROCK MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 25 00:03:14,767 --> 00:03:15,995 (FISCMIA OSCAR) 26 00:03:16,887 --> 00:03:20,118 What are you doing?! Damn you and this cuckold! 27 00:04:59,087 --> 00:05:00,918 (SILENT BEGINNING) 28 00:05:37,207 --> 00:05:40,916 (SILENT BEGINNING) 29 00:06:06,047 --> 00:06:09,926 Come on with this cappuccino! All the extras from "Black Planet", 30 00:06:10,087 --> 00:06:13,762 all at theater 5, which we begin with the crater scene. 31 00:06:19,687 --> 00:06:22,076 Oh! What the fuck are you doing?! 32 00:06:22,407 --> 00:06:25,683 - I scared you, huh? - Do you know that you can't enter here with motorbikes? 33 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:29,004 And why do you call these motorcycles? These are airplanes, oh! 34 00:06:29,887 --> 00:06:31,286 But who are you? 35 00:06:31,447 --> 00:06:35,201 We are the children of the "Black Planet", these are the photos requested by the director. 36 00:06:36,087 --> 00:06:39,477 I want to underline that these guys it's the best you can find in Rome, 37 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,478 these are people who has balls this big. 38 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,320 39 00:06:44,407 --> 00:06:46,716 to show you how much I am meticulous in his work. 40 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,445 Capua, come here for a moment. 41 00:06:50,647 --> 00:06:54,162 He looks like a kid, but he's done 3 years for stabbing his uncle. 42 00:06:54,567 --> 00:06:56,523 - Where are you from? - From Capua. 43 00:06:56,647 --> 00:06:59,878 - Why did you stab your uncle? - Because he fucking pissed me off. 44 00:07:00,007 --> 00:07:01,156 Ah, not at all. 45 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:03,119 But what are you doing, the extra, you? 46 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,759 What do I do? The appearance?! 47 00:07:06,047 --> 00:07:08,003 (OSCAR AND THE OTHERS LAUGH) 48 00:07:08,087 --> 00:07:10,317 49 00:07:10,407 --> 00:07:13,604 regularly registered for employment, stuntman in dangerous scenes. 50 00:07:13,687 --> 00:07:18,158 By dangerous scenes I am referring to: collapses, earthquakes, sinkings, 51 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,842 rape, everything. Is that enough for you? 52 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:24,876 53 00:07:24,967 --> 00:07:27,356 We don't give a damn, even a train can come upon us, 54 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,641 as long as you pay us... 55 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:33,363 Come on, guys. The actress is ready, come on, everyone in the theater! 56 00:07:33,447 --> 00:07:34,596 Come on, it's your turn. 57 00:07:36,527 --> 00:07:37,642 Thanks, lol. 58 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:43,124 Oh, who is that? 59 00:07:44,247 --> 00:07:46,203 - Hello. 60 00:07:46,287 --> 00:07:48,278 the Emperor's daughter of the Black planet. 61 00:07:48,447 --> 00:07:50,642 62 00:07:50,727 --> 00:07:54,003 comes fresh from Hollywood. 63 00:07:56,207 --> 00:07:59,995 - Can we have a kiss with the princess? - But what kiss? That will whip you 64 00:08:00,087 --> 00:08:03,204 and then he rapes you with the laser. - Yes? 65 00:08:03,287 --> 00:08:04,561 How much do you get per day? 66 00:08:05,127 --> 00:08:09,086 What do I know. He will get 100 million for 10 days. To say the least. 67 00:08:09,887 --> 00:08:16,599 68 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:19,964 Damn, what thighs! At that they'll explode at any moment! 69 00:08:20,047 --> 00:08:22,959 I'm going to the production to take some photos, then we do the auditions. 70 00:08:23,047 --> 00:08:26,198 Guys, less than 500,000 lire per installation, nothing. 71 00:08:26,647 --> 00:08:30,526 If someone is killed, there will be let's go into lockdown. Solidarity, huh? 72 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:32,639 All: It's legal, of course! 73 00:08:35,327 --> 00:08:37,716 74 00:08:38,527 --> 00:08:43,078 75 00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:45,566 Mean, yeah, mean. 76 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:47,556 77 00:08:49,447 --> 00:08:51,119 78 00:08:51,287 --> 00:08:53,926 79 00:08:54,007 --> 00:08:55,042 80 00:08:55,127 --> 00:08:57,641 81 00:08:58,887 --> 00:09:00,639 82 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:03,323 83 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:06,683 84 00:09:12,687 --> 00:09:16,680 Okay, we'll take you all without an audition, 500,000 lire each per day. 85 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:21,157 You always have to deal with me, they surrendered immediately. Come on, sing. 86 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:24,724 Everyone I call passes by from the secretary for the signature. 87 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:26,242 Morozzi. 88 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:28,836 Stevigliano. 89 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,316 Pecoraro. 90 00:09:32,687 --> 00:09:33,836 Lopez. 91 00:09:35,527 --> 00:09:36,676 Of water. 92 00:09:37,927 --> 00:09:38,916 Gentlemen. 93 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:40,882 Gentleman. 94 00:09:41,887 --> 00:09:43,320 Mercury. 95 00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:47,842 Semprini. 96 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,476 Coviello. 97 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,036 Porru. 98 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:55,962 De Citra. 99 00:09:57,567 --> 00:10:00,479 - Lastabianco, The... - Lastabiano. 100 00:10:02,127 --> 00:10:03,446 Francovic Mirko. 101 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,282 Ahh. 102 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:11,124 I think there's an error of omission, you missed a contract. 103 00:10:11,207 --> 00:10:13,721 I didn't miss anything, you have been discarded. 104 00:10:13,807 --> 00:10:16,526 (BLUE NOTES IN THE BACKGROUND) 105 00:10:16,607 --> 00:10:18,165 Sorry, what's the matter with me? 106 00:10:20,007 --> 00:10:21,042 Discarded. 107 00:10:21,327 --> 00:10:23,318 Allowed and not allowed who took me out, 108 00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:24,840 who claimed this right? 109 00:10:25,727 --> 00:10:28,287 The producer, the one who chases the money. 110 00:10:28,607 --> 00:10:31,280 You don't suit him because he says that you have a good face. 111 00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:33,358 (BLUE NOTES IN THE BACKGROUND) 112 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,759 Would I have a good face? 113 00:10:39,007 --> 00:10:42,158 I? Do I have a good face? 114 00:10:42,527 --> 00:10:44,643 Have patience, I can't do anything about it. 115 00:10:45,207 --> 00:10:48,085 You, hurry, at the 5 pearl theater for the costume test. 116 00:10:48,207 --> 00:10:52,325 Oh, we got the wrong movie, out. All for one, one for all. Let's go. 117 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:57,159 Oh, I said let's go. All for one, one for all. Force! 118 00:10:57,367 --> 00:11:00,439 You go ahead, I'll sign this. 119 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,802 Here it's half a million a day. 120 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,122 And when will we see him again? 121 00:11:05,527 --> 00:11:07,404 Come on, what are you waiting for, let's go. 122 00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:11,559 We weren't supposed to be everyone in solidarity? 123 00:11:12,847 --> 00:11:16,237 124 00:11:16,447 --> 00:11:18,756 125 00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:22,237 determine if I have a good face? Who is he, Mandrake? Let me understand. 126 00:11:22,727 --> 00:11:26,561 At this point, or the Americans when they choose faces they don't understand anything 127 00:11:27,007 --> 00:11:31,285 or at the base there are precise political reasons. I do not know. 128 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:34,963 129 00:11:35,087 --> 00:11:37,043 because he was better than him. - And then sorry, 130 00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:41,201 if I had too good a face, "The Bronx Boys" I wouldn't have done it, 131 00:11:41,287 --> 00:11:43,357 "Revenge of the Cobra" I wouldn't have done it. 132 00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:45,961 But above all I wouldn't have done it "The Caiman Swamp", 133 00:11:46,047 --> 00:11:49,119 because everyone knows what happened in Rhodesia in that swamp. 134 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:50,322 Everyone, even the stones. 135 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:53,957 What happened to you in Rhodesia? We don't even know where he is. 136 00:11:54,487 --> 00:11:58,639 A 40 m high bridge of vines, under a disgusting, brown swamp, 137 00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:03,847 chock full of barracudas, caimans, piranhas, everything, anacondas. 138 00:12:03,927 --> 00:12:07,124 I emphasize: the anaconda is an animal with a big head like that. 139 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:11,766 140 00:12:11,927 --> 00:12:15,397 He arrives, goes onto the bridge, says that his head spins, he takes it and leaves. 141 00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:18,240 "Call the English stunt double." This one comes and says: 142 00:12:18,327 --> 00:12:22,286 "Oh God, I'm shivering" and walks away. I see the director blanching, desperate, 143 00:12:22,807 --> 00:12:25,116 and says: "Help me, Someone has to jump." 144 00:12:25,207 --> 00:12:28,643 I look at him and say: "Go, come on, hit the clapperboard." 145 00:12:30,687 --> 00:12:33,679 - Pick up your jacket, Rambo. - Let me finish. 146 00:12:33,847 --> 00:12:38,363 147 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:41,958 I throw myself in, press the water it was brown, it was disgusting. 148 00:12:42,807 --> 00:12:45,799 As I enter I go down. Immediately I feel a gelatinous trunk 149 00:12:45,887 --> 00:12:49,243 that takes my knee and it brings me down, it could have been anything. 150 00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:53,804 At a certain point I hear a volley of bites. Ta, ta, ta, ta! 151 00:12:53,887 --> 00:12:57,277 Come on, an anaconda which becomes an anti-aircraft. 152 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,519 It could have been an anaconda, a barracuda, a water snake, 153 00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:04,486 I don't know, anything. I stayed at the bottom for 3 and a half minutes. 154 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:07,156 What do you have, two tyres instead of lungs? 155 00:13:07,447 --> 00:13:10,962 I breathed through a bamboo straw, like the protagonist of "Pirana". 156 00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:14,239 Oh, I must have drunk 6 to 7 litres shitty, at the very least. 157 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,404 158 00:13:16,527 --> 00:13:19,485 - Then how did it end? - How did it end? 159 00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:26,404 Yes gentlemen, they're done with me had to do 12 serums, I say 12, 160 00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:29,481 because we didn't know what a beast he was. Understood? 161 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:32,035 Stuff that one per second serum he was already in a coma. 162 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:35,684 Question: How do you explain it? this resistance to serums? Come on? 163 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:38,042 - What the fuck do I know. - I don't know. 164 00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:40,322 - And how do you explain it? - Come on, answer. 165 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:41,965 - And what do I know? - I'll tell you: 166 00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:44,356 I have antibodies with counter-assholes, did you understand? 167 00:13:44,487 --> 00:13:48,002 Maybe I would get AIDS, I'll knock her out in two hours! 168 00:13:48,247 --> 00:13:50,807 What time is it, 10:30? At 12:30 I gutted it. 169 00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,320 (EVERYONE LAUGHS) 170 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:56,320 - Is that where you broke your femur? - The tibia, fibula, malleolus, 171 00:13:56,407 --> 00:13:59,877 pulping of the spleen. Touch, brunette. Touch, touch. 172 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,362 - Destroyed, can you feel it? - I don't feel anything. 173 00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:04,205 It's full of bumps, can't you feel it? 174 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:10,401 175 00:14:10,487 --> 00:14:14,765 I could be included among the great invalids. Do you know what this means? 176 00:14:15,407 --> 00:14:17,125 That takes a lot of money. 177 00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:18,886 178 00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:22,359 The extraterrestrials at theater 4. Come on, run. 179 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:28,364 (BLUES MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 180 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,602 - Sorry, young man. - Are you talking to me? 181 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:53,965 Eh, there are two of us, of course. Can you allow me a question? 182 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,442 Please. 183 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:59,437 But those stories you told are they bullshit or is it the truth? 184 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,961 How do you say, excuse me? 185 00:15:02,047 --> 00:15:05,244 Those tales of Rhodesia, some beasts, caimans and piranhas... 186 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,722 - But are they real? - They are real, yes. What, are they fake? 187 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:09,717 But really? 188 00:15:10,927 --> 00:15:14,283 - So you're a billionaire, eh. - Why, excuse me? 189 00:15:14,607 --> 00:15:20,000 But how, with that tremendous dive, in that pool, the serum, the shit... 190 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,923 How much you sucked to those Americans? 191 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:25,840 As compensation how much did they give you? 192 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,242 They didn't even give me a penny, didn't you hear? 193 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,285 - Then it's revenge, a betrayal. - And you don't know? Eh. 194 00:15:31,407 --> 00:15:32,920 And who was advocating in Rhodesia? 195 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,367 - Did he plead? - Yes, a lawyer, a lawyer 196 00:15:36,647 --> 00:15:39,081 what pleading, what care your interests, do you have them? 197 00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:42,799 I've never had anyone. This is the catch, unfortunately. 198 00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:45,725 You'll understand, scam. It's the end of man, without a lawyer. 199 00:15:45,807 --> 00:15:47,160 Can't you hear how you speak? 200 00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:50,245 Why, excuse me, are you a lawyer? 201 00:15:50,607 --> 00:15:53,963 Read the note, Count Giangiacomo Pigna Corelli in Flints. 202 00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:56,516 Lawyer. 203 00:15:57,087 --> 00:16:00,636 - Allows? Oscar combs, pleasure. - What do you have, signet ring? 204 00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:03,482 205 00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:05,718 It's arrived the court order... 206 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,276 - You want to ruin me! - Don't blame me. 207 00:16:08,327 --> 00:16:10,443 - It doesn't end like this! - I am sorry. 208 00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:13,035 209 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:16,597 Here we are dealing with multiple fractures, pulping of the spleen. 210 00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:21,638 Not to mention that, knowing you, seeing you like this, hearing you talk, 211 00:16:21,727 --> 00:16:25,640 looking at you carefully, carefully, with that big head, 212 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,679 I would have thrown them away too the symptom of early dementia 213 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:31,281 of traumatic origin. A semi-mental insanity 214 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,801 of a permanent nature. - And what does that mean? 215 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:37,240 - It means you're half stupid. - How much would they have dropped? 216 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:39,124 Lawyer, Where do we take these beasts? 217 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,961 They can't get on the subway, the truck is outside to load them. 218 00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:46,323 - All right. - Get rid of these trunks! - How much would they have compensated me? 219 00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:49,285 - Hundreds of millions. - Lawyer, if you take them away from me, 220 00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:53,241 It gets me into a lot of trouble. - But who are you? Who knows you? 221 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,556 There are so many ruined people, one more one less. 222 00:16:56,727 --> 00:16:58,843 It's your fault, I can't do anything. 223 00:16:58,927 --> 00:17:01,487 There is a seizure order: 2 camels and 2 elephants. 224 00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,040 The judge signed it, not me. 225 00:17:03,287 --> 00:17:08,919 Lawyer, if you give us your address, we would have a little thought, no offense. 226 00:17:09,007 --> 00:17:11,282 Well done, who told you to make this proposal? 227 00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:13,239 You know it's an attempt of corruption? 228 00:17:13,447 --> 00:17:16,519 Dear ones, if you don't leave, I'll have you put in prison. 229 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:19,042 - Then we don't understand each other. - What the fuck am I supposed to do? 230 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:23,086 - Who is this savage? - Work? Not working? Are you paying me or not? 231 00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:25,882 - What should I do? - Return to your tribe. 232 00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:28,397 Don't you have dad and mom? Go back to your tucul. 233 00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:32,275 - Every day the same fucking shit! - Did he tell me to 'fuck off'? Sense? 234 00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:35,723 If he takes away our animals, What do we do with the empty forest? 235 00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:38,116 - Set it on fire, burn it. - What, fire? 236 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:41,040 - Light a match. - After a year of preparation! 237 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,687 What do I care about the forest? Did he take me for Tarzan? 238 00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:46,361 I've always said it that I need someone like her. 239 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,804 - Someone who defends my interests. - Do you know that I like you? 240 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:54,360 What did you say just now? What do you need of someone who defends your interests? 241 00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:55,721 - Let's hope. - Mm. 242 00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,962 You want me to take you under my chapel? 243 00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:02,998 - Which chapel? Do what? - Advocating your interests, 244 00:18:03,087 --> 00:18:06,636 to help you win your cases, to guide you, to protect you, 245 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,682 to follow your ascent, to defend your image as an actor. 246 00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:15,681 I like this: defending mine image of an actor, because damn it, 247 00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:20,002 I have a face that must be imposed. If someone doesn't help me... 248 00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:24,846 Lawyer, tell me the truth, do you think I have the face? 249 00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:28,761 250 00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:32,400 Because you have no one that imposes it, that face. 251 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,755 Listen, how much do they give you for a dangerous scene? 252 00:18:36,847 --> 00:18:40,044 - They give me 100,000, 200,000 lire. - 200,000 to you, 253 00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:44,720 but from now on you won't talk about money anymore, your lawyer will argue. 254 00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:47,196 Therefore, when they ask you what do you answer? 255 00:18:47,287 --> 00:18:49,960 Contact my lawyer. So yes, they are crazy. 256 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,641 Let's give him a shout-out... Oh, this is good. 257 00:18:52,727 --> 00:18:54,683 - Who? - That's good, see? 258 00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:57,160 259 00:18:57,247 --> 00:18:58,885 the one who rejected you. - Oh yes? 260 00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:01,765 'I'm the son of a whore. Yes take away Hing's daughter? 261 00:19:01,847 --> 00:19:03,326 Yes, she must be his lover. 262 00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:06,280 For us the woman doesn't count, we are interested in man. 263 00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:12,040 I go to this one and he has to explain to me which means by face too good. 264 00:19:12,287 --> 00:19:15,359 After he explains it to me I leave. But tell me first. 265 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:19,326 No you, I'm leaving. I don't need you, you know everything you have to do. 266 00:19:20,407 --> 00:19:21,556 And what should I do? 267 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,082 Ubi maiorminor cessat. 268 00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:29,878 From now on you have no brains left. You have nothing in your head, emptiness. 269 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:33,926 Everything you look at, see and hear it is your lawyer who suggests it to you. 270 00:19:34,327 --> 00:19:37,524 And you will see that your life it will change from this to this. 271 00:19:40,687 --> 00:19:43,565 Lawyer, I am available, tell me. 272 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:48,878 Good, of course I'll tell you. Don't be shocked, look at the car. 273 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,921 - Do you see that car? - Yes. 274 00:19:51,287 --> 00:19:53,278 (ADAMS AND NANCY LAUGH) 275 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,039 Photographers: This way, like this, smile. 276 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,199 - Mr. Adams, just a couple of questions. - Another one, thanks. 277 00:19:58,287 --> 00:20:00,801 - Just a minute. - Yes, we're late. - It's pearl TV. 278 00:20:01,687 --> 00:20:03,439 Okay, as long as it's short. 279 00:20:03,647 --> 00:20:06,115 Ms. Nancy, you are just starting out of his career: 280 00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:10,723 how he deals with the responsibility of a film that costs 20 million dollars? 281 00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:13,960 You should ask him this, who produces the film. 282 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,960 As far as I'm concerned, I attended the Actor's Studio 283 00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:21,124 and, in order to support myself, I washed dishes in a restaurant. 284 00:20:21,527 --> 00:20:24,485 Now my luck it depends only on him. 285 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:28,401 Let's not run too fast, Nancy is in her first rehearsal. 286 00:20:28,647 --> 00:20:31,445 If the film is successful, as we all hope, 287 00:20:31,527 --> 00:20:33,245 you will hear more about her. - Congratulations. 288 00:20:45,127 --> 00:20:48,085 - Photographer: Ms. Nancy? - Now excuse me, we have to go. 289 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,524 - Thank you all. - Again, smile. 290 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,318 - Look in the car, like this. - Until we meet again. 291 00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:01,762 Nancy: Hi! 292 00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:04,835 Follow the car. 293 00:21:06,847 --> 00:21:09,839 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 294 00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:01,363 (PHONE RINGS) 295 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,486 296 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:06,365 297 00:22:06,447 --> 00:22:07,482 Eh, I feel it's you. 298 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,639 I'm standing on the spot, 12 minutes have passed, 299 00:22:10,727 --> 00:22:13,799 but the car still can't be seen. There's something not right. 300 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,686 Are we sure of what we do? 301 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:20,399 Certain. Stay in place and don't think with your head, which is empty. 302 00:22:20,647 --> 00:22:23,719 The plan I came up with is perfect. Wait and see. 303 00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:27,162 Here, lawyer, she's coming, I see her. 304 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:30,405 Pettinari, in that car there is the American manufacturer 305 00:22:30,487 --> 00:22:33,638 with hundreds of millions. Do as I say and they will be yours. 306 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,400 Just hit your left side on the side of the spleen. 307 00:22:36,847 --> 00:22:40,635 Okay, I'll do what you tell me. He convinced me, okay. 308 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:43,447 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 309 00:22:45,887 --> 00:22:47,764 American, Now I'm sending you to pieces. 310 00:22:49,407 --> 00:22:52,399 Boy: I'll call her, then I'll pass her on to you. Do you have the number? 311 00:23:13,047 --> 00:23:16,835 - Oscar: Oh God, oh God, I'm all broken! - Passers-by: Let's pick him up, slowly. 312 00:23:16,927 --> 00:23:20,044 Slowly, the spleen. Ah! Oh God, I'm all broken! 313 00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:23,643 Get them the license plate, eh! Don't let him go away. 314 00:23:23,727 --> 00:23:26,605 Oh God, I'm all broken! The spleen. Hate! 315 00:23:26,887 --> 00:23:27,876 (FISCMIA OSCAR) 316 00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:30,481 317 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:31,761 and the blanket is the body. 318 00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:34,522 It looked like a log that was floating in the swamp. 319 00:23:34,607 --> 00:23:37,075 Let me start by saying, the water from the swamp in Rhodesia it is brown, 320 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,839 It looks like cocoa juice. 321 00:23:39,247 --> 00:23:42,717 Suddenly a gelatinous trunk it wraps around my ankles, 322 00:23:42,807 --> 00:23:46,083 pulls me under and there a barrage of butts: ta, ta, ta! 323 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:50,604 Ha, ha! I never saw us again. From my boot I took the knife, 324 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:54,159 I looked at her and said: "Daughter of a whore, come here!". 325 00:23:54,287 --> 00:23:57,757 Each stub two stabs. "The hell with you, you bastard!". 326 00:23:58,047 --> 00:23:59,799 So how did it end afterwards? 327 00:23:59,967 --> 00:24:03,004 It ended up breaking the thermometer, this asshole. 328 00:24:04,687 --> 00:24:07,565 You break poetry of the story you are special. 329 00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:11,482 If there is a special that breaks people's balls, it's you. 330 00:24:12,047 --> 00:24:15,357 You've been there for three days have fun with this Rhodesia. 331 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,803 Enough, we can't take it anymore! 332 00:24:18,447 --> 00:24:21,439 Also because they aren't there more thermometers, Rambo! 333 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:26,398 - Don't insist! - I come in at any time. 334 00:24:26,487 --> 00:24:29,797 I am the lawyer Pigna Corelli in Selci, where is the young Pettinari? 335 00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:32,720 336 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:35,362 - Sound the trumpet fearlessly. 337 00:24:35,487 --> 00:24:37,079 - And I'll punch hard. 338 00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:40,125 I see you well, I see you conscious, I hasten to give you news, 339 00:24:40,207 --> 00:24:41,799 before you lose consciousness. 340 00:24:41,927 --> 00:24:44,202 We got it something very important, 341 00:24:44,287 --> 00:24:46,437 an order for payment, look at the hand. 342 00:24:46,727 --> 00:24:48,922 - 500 million? - Mo said: "Look at the hand", 343 00:24:49,007 --> 00:24:51,282 why do you say 500? That's 5 million. 344 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:53,403 - Oh. - It's a check, you just cash it. 345 00:24:53,527 --> 00:24:55,882 346 00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:58,162 347 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:01,842 then there is the one against the producer, against society and insurance. 348 00:25:01,927 --> 00:25:04,805 From now on you can consider yourself the injured party. 349 00:25:05,487 --> 00:25:06,761 - But really? - Yes. 350 00:25:06,847 --> 00:25:08,803 You can repeat me the last concept, part? 351 00:25:08,887 --> 00:25:12,402 From now on you are officially the injured party. 352 00:25:13,487 --> 00:25:14,886 - Lawyer... - But what do you want? 353 00:25:14,967 --> 00:25:17,640 She is more than the figure of the lawyer He seems like a father figure. 354 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,918 I am aware that this father is I found it again, damn the misery. 355 00:25:21,007 --> 00:25:23,043 - Can I give her a kiss? - No, you can't. - No? 356 00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:26,085 First of all because I am a man and then I have to state the facts. 357 00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:27,516 Where do I sit? 358 00:25:27,607 --> 00:25:29,404 - Sick, take a chair? - I'm in a cast. 359 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:33,361 - My hand is free, take it, I have to talk to the customer. - Oh, right? - Yes, too. 360 00:25:33,447 --> 00:25:35,244 - Oscar: Come on. - Let's go. 361 00:25:36,007 --> 00:25:37,998 Go away, you can't hear, these are legal things. 362 00:25:38,087 --> 00:25:39,645 Better for you if I go. 363 00:25:39,927 --> 00:25:41,838 - Who is this animal? - Don't pay any attention. 364 00:25:42,087 --> 00:25:45,477 - The dynamics of the accident were perfect! - Yes? 365 00:25:45,567 --> 00:25:47,319 Like the mechanism of a clock. 366 00:25:47,687 --> 00:25:48,802 - Yes, huh? - Yes. 367 00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:51,487 Just a watch when it doesn't charge, it stops. 368 00:25:51,607 --> 00:25:53,643 - You understand? - Didn't we load it properly? 369 00:25:53,727 --> 00:25:58,164 No, bad. It was loaded badly. In fact one wheel didn't work. 370 00:25:58,847 --> 00:26:01,884 - Am I wrong? - No, you hit the target, 371 00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:04,845 so much so that you hurt yourself, but I don't care! 372 00:26:04,927 --> 00:26:07,157 - No, huh? - Except it wasn't the right target. 373 00:26:07,247 --> 00:26:10,637 There was no producer behind the wheel American, but another person. 374 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:13,761 Damn me! More than a wheel, we did it all wrong. 375 00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:14,996 - Almost. - But who was driving? 376 00:26:15,087 --> 00:26:16,406 - The actress. - And the producer? 377 00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:18,523 - He was in the hotel sleeping. - With the actress? 378 00:26:18,607 --> 00:26:22,805 No, with bronchitis. She waited that he was asleep, he took the keys, 379 00:26:22,887 --> 00:26:26,118 she slipped out and left to take a ride in the car. 380 00:26:26,247 --> 00:26:29,683 But what do we care about her? We don't care about him, the car is his, 381 00:26:29,807 --> 00:26:31,638 it's in his name, he pays, eh. 382 00:26:31,727 --> 00:26:34,685 - The machine is not from the manufacturer. - Then it belongs to the actress. 383 00:26:34,807 --> 00:26:37,082 - No, not even the actress. - And whose is it? 384 00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:40,045 Of the Carabella brothers, those who rent the cinema. 385 00:26:40,127 --> 00:26:43,836 Nothing can be done about them, they are repeat offenders, they don't have a penny. 386 00:26:44,007 --> 00:26:46,885 Responsibility for the accident it all falls on the actress. 387 00:26:47,007 --> 00:26:50,317 It's a mess, but what millions? Here we no longer see a penny! 388 00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:53,399 But no, on the contrary! The actress he has a contract worth 100 million, 389 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,557 those are already ours, we have them in our pockets. 390 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:58,480 - And we take them home? - It's like I have it in the bank. 391 00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:02,640 When Americans are on their knees, your prince of the forum 392 00:27:02,727 --> 00:27:05,799 he will climb onto the pedestal and begin to ask for more and more. 393 00:27:05,967 --> 00:27:07,366 - To ask what? - To ask. 394 00:27:07,447 --> 00:27:10,484 To ask something that was on my mind and I never told you. 395 00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:13,605 - And what did he have in mind? - An alternative. - Oh. 396 00:27:13,687 --> 00:27:15,996 Or they give you the part of the male antagonist 397 00:27:16,087 --> 00:27:19,796 or they start dropping hundreds of millions until they are reduced to poverty. 398 00:27:19,887 --> 00:27:22,765 Let them choose: either the antagonist or the millions. What do you want? 399 00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:26,040 - And you ask me? The antagonist. - Of course, young man. 400 00:27:26,247 --> 00:27:29,125 - If he's tough, that's even better. - And with a beard you're also scary. 401 00:27:29,207 --> 00:27:30,799 - Who is? - Everything seems fine to me. 402 00:27:30,927 --> 00:27:31,916 - Yes? - The x-rays? 403 00:27:32,007 --> 00:27:35,477 There are fractures, but they are from 3 years ago. They had nothing to do with the accident. 404 00:27:35,607 --> 00:27:38,075 This is what she says because he speaks in clinical terms, 405 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:41,000 but in legal terms there have been accidental fractures. 406 00:27:41,167 --> 00:27:43,635 Where, how and when I'll see before the judge. 407 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:46,759 - The judge? Are we kidding? - Doctor, let the lawyer speak. 408 00:27:46,847 --> 00:27:49,361 - Now a lawyer, we don't all talk. - Thank you, young man. 409 00:27:49,447 --> 00:27:52,245 Asking to speak is my function. Shut up, I'll tell you. 410 00:27:52,327 --> 00:27:55,000 Rather, apart the uncertainty of fractures, 411 00:27:55,127 --> 00:27:59,996 the important thing is the spleen. - Which spleen? It's intact! 412 00:28:00,687 --> 00:28:03,201 - What, intact? - It's intact, just a little swollen. 413 00:28:03,327 --> 00:28:05,477 No, look, the boy is fine. 414 00:28:05,807 --> 00:28:08,879 He has to leave today because the bed is already assigned. 415 00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:10,480 - But who says that? - I'll say it. 416 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:14,043 - Let me discuss with the client. - Talk about it, but you have to go. 417 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:18,279 We'll see about this! But you realize, accuses us of false declaration. 418 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:22,241 Pettinari, you lied, to your lawyer. It's a very serious thing. 419 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:24,158 You told me to have a ruptured spleen. 420 00:28:24,247 --> 00:28:26,442 But in Rhodesia they told me that I was a sieve, 421 00:28:26,527 --> 00:28:29,121 this one comes out with a beard which is only half swollen. 422 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:33,246 Half swollen? Let me think about it a bit. Yes it can also be remedied. 423 00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,525 - We'll counter. - Meaning what? 424 00:28:35,607 --> 00:28:38,121 The spleen is swollen, we remove it. It is a superfluous organ. 425 00:28:38,207 --> 00:28:41,404 But how superfluous! Now the Eternal Father makes superfluous organs. 426 00:28:41,647 --> 00:28:42,921 But he needed to be hospitalized then! 427 00:28:43,007 --> 00:28:45,840 The Eternal Father, poor man, he also made superfluous organs. 428 00:28:45,927 --> 00:28:49,044 Not everyone has an organic function, sometimes even legal, 429 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:52,483 as in this case. If you remove your spleen we'll win the case. 430 00:28:53,127 --> 00:28:57,962 Be cheerful, young man. Get the payment order. 431 00:28:58,327 --> 00:29:01,080 - What do I do? - When the girl leaves the clinic, 432 00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:03,727 you wait for it, you take out the deed and put it in his hand. 433 00:29:25,967 --> 00:29:28,356 Look, there's an injunction here of payment of 5 million, 434 00:29:28,447 --> 00:29:30,324 signed by a judge. What does he do, does he reconcile me? 435 00:29:30,567 --> 00:29:33,525 - Excuse me, who are you? - Who am I? I am the injured party. 436 00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:37,797 It's her. When he saw me, why didn't he brake? 437 00:29:38,047 --> 00:29:40,322 I'm sorry, I have the right of way, I came from the right. 438 00:29:40,407 --> 00:29:42,967 439 00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:47,077 I understand the problem, on the other hand I'm an actor too, it's not like... 440 00:29:47,207 --> 00:29:49,562 But I have a sheet here signed by one in the toga, 441 00:29:49,647 --> 00:29:51,239 so the sooner you settle me the better. 442 00:29:51,327 --> 00:29:54,524 443 00:29:54,607 --> 00:29:57,121 so come back tomorrow and my producer will pay for it. 444 00:29:57,247 --> 00:30:00,523 Yes, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, then you leave. Ninth. 445 00:30:00,607 --> 00:30:03,041 I know you Americans, you pay me now. 446 00:30:03,327 --> 00:30:07,081 But imagine if I run away so as not to pay 5 million, it's not a big amount. 447 00:30:07,567 --> 00:30:12,800 Isn't that a big amount? It's 5 million, no bullshit! Where are you going? 448 00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:15,800 Excuse me, sir, where are you going? 449 00:30:15,887 --> 00:30:17,764 Now an unfinished business with the American, 450 00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:19,758 payment order, don't ask me anything. 451 00:30:23,167 --> 00:30:26,603 - Nancy: Good morning. - Welcome back, what a pleasure to see you again. 452 00:30:26,887 --> 00:30:29,401 We heard about the accident, we're sorry. 453 00:30:29,687 --> 00:30:32,804 - It could have been worse. 454 00:30:33,647 --> 00:30:34,716 I wanted my key. 455 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:39,518 Yes miss, your room it was canceled two weeks ago, 456 00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:42,246 when she was hospitalized. 457 00:30:42,487 --> 00:30:46,605 - Excuse me, but who decided this? 458 00:30:47,687 --> 00:30:52,602 - Can I speak to Mr. Adams? - I'm sorry, he left for London yesterday. 459 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:53,762 London? 460 00:30:54,207 --> 00:30:57,961 461 00:30:58,047 --> 00:31:01,039 And Mr. Adams ran to London to talk to the insurance company. 462 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,482 He left without leaving me a check, a letter 463 00:31:03,567 --> 00:31:05,239 and I'm here penniless! 464 00:31:05,367 --> 00:31:07,244 465 00:31:07,327 --> 00:31:10,956 here is a payment order signed by one in toga and hat. 466 00:31:11,087 --> 00:31:14,079 She pays me, he's in London, as long as you pay me. 467 00:31:14,327 --> 00:31:16,522 Please, don't get involved now! 468 00:31:17,087 --> 00:31:18,520 There must be a misunderstanding. 469 00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:23,318 Certainly. This is the number of Mr. Adams in London, 470 00:31:23,727 --> 00:31:25,763 after 8pm he will definitely find it. 471 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:27,885 Okay, can I have my room back? 472 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:32,516 Um... miss, I'm sorry, but... 473 00:31:32,687 --> 00:31:34,962 all hotel rooms they are busy. 474 00:31:35,047 --> 00:31:38,357 Do you think I can't pay? I'm still under contract 475 00:31:38,447 --> 00:31:40,563 and my compensation still needs to be paid! 476 00:31:40,647 --> 00:31:42,922 From America they have to call me in this hotel, 477 00:31:43,007 --> 00:31:45,043 I'm waiting for the mail and the clothes from the tailor's shop! 478 00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:47,362 Yes miss, please don't insist. 479 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:51,076 Leave me your contact details and I'll send her the mail and the rest. 480 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:56,477 Look, write down my number for anything, 481 00:31:56,567 --> 00:31:58,762 so if the producer passes I ask him for the money. 482 00:31:58,847 --> 00:32:02,476 - 271734. - The young lady's suitcases are in the guesthouse. - Guesthouse? 483 00:32:06,687 --> 00:32:07,756 Taxi! 484 00:32:11,887 --> 00:32:12,876 What do you do now? 485 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:20,082 So many problems of my own, if I calm down, I solve his too. 486 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:22,806 I'll call Adams tonight and you will be paid. 487 00:32:22,927 --> 00:32:24,280 Yes, but where are you calling from? 488 00:32:26,647 --> 00:32:27,762 Ah... 489 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:30,475 Can I from your house? 490 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,597 Oh well, if it's a phone call. Just don't spread ourselves too thin. 491 00:32:38,927 --> 00:32:42,158 - Are we expanding too much in what sense? - I know it, I know it. 492 00:32:42,247 --> 00:32:44,477 493 00:32:44,687 --> 00:32:48,726 (FISCMIA OSCAR) Taxis! Oh, taxis! 494 00:32:51,607 --> 00:32:52,960 Capua: Let me turn it on a little. 495 00:32:53,047 --> 00:32:56,403 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 496 00:33:00,727 --> 00:33:04,197 Guaglio', do you want to finish dancing in the middle of the street? It's dangerous. 497 00:33:04,287 --> 00:33:06,164 Why don't you leave them alone, come on. 498 00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:10,402 And go. 499 00:33:14,407 --> 00:33:17,001 - Get up. - Make way, the relay has arrived. 500 00:33:17,207 --> 00:33:18,720 Yes, the centaur! 501 00:33:20,087 --> 00:33:23,682 - But that's the American actress. - Come on, get down. Give me the suitcase. 502 00:33:23,767 --> 00:33:25,758 They discarded it and that made up for it. 503 00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:29,525 Oscar: Boss, keep the money, tip the rest. 504 00:33:30,367 --> 00:33:31,595 Taxi driver: What can you give me, 200 lire? 505 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,918 Oh, but we shouldn't have be in solidarity? 506 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:39,005 Oh, Rambo. Where are you taking her? Do the Rambetti! 507 00:33:39,087 --> 00:33:40,315 (EVERYONE LAUGHS) 508 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:42,561 Be careful you slip. 509 00:33:43,807 --> 00:33:45,638 - But where do you live? - Huh? Eh... 510 00:33:46,247 --> 00:33:49,444 I have an attic there, not bad. 511 00:33:52,047 --> 00:33:53,446 (OSCAR AND NANCY snort) 512 00:33:53,527 --> 00:33:55,757 Kill, you've got lead inside these suitcases. 513 00:33:55,847 --> 00:33:57,644 This is a wash house, it's not an attic. 514 00:33:58,047 --> 00:34:02,837 Eh, it was a wash house, then me I renovated it into an attic. 515 00:34:04,327 --> 00:34:07,842 Come, there is a beautiful panorama, 360 degrees. 516 00:34:08,127 --> 00:34:09,526 - What's that? - Huh? 517 00:34:09,927 --> 00:34:11,645 - That's the gas. - Gas? 518 00:34:12,087 --> 00:34:13,679 Yes, but in two years they will leave, 519 00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:17,043 it's free and then all the churches, domes, domes, good. 520 00:34:17,927 --> 00:34:19,838 - Why the hammock? - The hammock... 521 00:34:20,647 --> 00:34:26,279 The hammock because... I have a character a little gypsy, a little peon. 522 00:34:26,687 --> 00:34:30,726 In the evening I throw myself here, maybe I think or I don't think, 523 00:34:31,087 --> 00:34:32,839 I jot down notes, I read. 524 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:38,246 In short, I have a crepuscular character and also a little bear, like this, a little... 525 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:41,200 - And that cobra? - Ah, the cobra... 526 00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:46,281 because we look a lot alike as a nature, as a character. 527 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:50,963 How he hits lightning cold, I too am... 528 00:34:52,047 --> 00:34:53,844 In short, I am one from toccata and fugue. 529 00:35:00,407 --> 00:35:02,682 Oscar: Damn. Ugh... 530 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:07,520 (OSCARANSIMA) 531 00:35:10,967 --> 00:35:13,640 It's hellishly hot in here, How do you live there? 532 00:35:13,727 --> 00:35:18,005 This is a bit of an advantage and the disadvantage of super penthouses. 533 00:35:18,087 --> 00:35:20,999 Anyway, look, Let's fix it right away, because... 534 00:35:23,407 --> 00:35:27,605 (ANNOYING FAN NOISE) 535 00:35:28,047 --> 00:35:31,278 What the hell is that, a helicopter? Tell me where the phone is, come on. 536 00:35:31,727 --> 00:35:32,921 The phone is there. 537 00:35:33,127 --> 00:35:34,276 (NANCY SIGH) 538 00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:51,795 Oh... (FISCMIA OSCAR) 539 00:35:51,887 --> 00:35:55,596 Since you're talking to him about money, tell him even of these 5 million, I have urgency. 540 00:35:55,807 --> 00:35:57,160 I know, I get it! 541 00:35:58,247 --> 00:35:59,441 He's already pissed... 542 00:36:23,367 --> 00:36:25,323 Oh, my 5 million. 543 00:36:25,567 --> 00:36:26,602 Let me talk. 544 00:36:28,367 --> 00:36:29,402 And don't scream! 545 00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:31,557 (BELL RINGS) Even the door! 546 00:36:34,087 --> 00:36:37,716 - Oh, shh! - I came to tell you something. 547 00:36:37,887 --> 00:36:40,481 You the turntable at 2:00 in the morning I have to lower. 548 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:41,716 - Ever understood? - All right. 549 00:36:41,807 --> 00:36:45,038 This boom boom in the ears you can't hear it, okay? 550 00:36:45,207 --> 00:36:47,926 - 'Now you broke our balls! - Okay, shut up, come on! 551 00:36:48,047 --> 00:36:51,005 There are people who work and he will also have the right to sleep, right? 552 00:36:51,087 --> 00:36:54,636 - He has the right. - I'm warning you, otherwise we'll send you away. 553 00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:59,365 - And then you don't even have the habitability. - It's not true, I made the amnesty. 554 00:36:59,447 --> 00:37:03,076 The pardon? But get it over with that you don't even have a penny! 555 00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:04,919 I'm calling, I don't feel anything! 556 00:37:05,447 --> 00:37:07,278 - Do you see it? 557 00:37:07,367 --> 00:37:09,323 And you, keep bringing it up these bitches. 558 00:37:09,407 --> 00:37:12,763 - Shh! - And then we complain if we find syringes on the stairs. 559 00:37:12,887 --> 00:37:14,718 Now enough with these syringes! 560 00:37:14,807 --> 00:37:17,446 Whenever there are syringes come to me, enough! 561 00:37:17,607 --> 00:37:20,167 We know very well who they are, don't make me talk. 562 00:37:20,247 --> 00:37:23,478 - Come on, you know it too. - Eh, we'd better not talk about it. 563 00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:26,206 - Get it over with, you penniless convict! - Go away, you bastard. 564 00:37:38,247 --> 00:37:40,477 Mike? Mike? 565 00:37:45,087 --> 00:37:47,885 Oh, I don't understand anything, do you want to tell me what's happening? 566 00:37:51,127 --> 00:37:54,563 It's simple, he broke my contract, he replaced me with someone else 567 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:55,841 and he doesn't want to pay me. 568 00:37:56,847 --> 00:38:00,317 So we're all in deep shit here, with the shit up to here. 569 00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,115 570 00:38:02,527 --> 00:38:03,676 So it's over here. 571 00:38:05,127 --> 00:38:07,766 What are we kidding? 572 00:38:11,687 --> 00:38:13,962 The important thing now is to stay calm. 573 00:38:19,447 --> 00:38:23,235 (OSCAR SIGH) But who made me do it? 574 00:38:23,807 --> 00:38:25,559 575 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:29,442 What do you do now? What is it? 576 00:38:29,967 --> 00:38:31,958 Get a pen and write these numbers. 577 00:38:32,767 --> 00:38:34,405 - Come on! - Do I write the numbers? - Yes. 578 00:38:40,087 --> 00:38:41,076 Tim Bottom, Hollywood. 579 00:38:46,247 --> 00:38:49,364 - Button, like button? - No, Bottom. 580 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:53,636 - Ah, with an "M". 581 00:38:56,727 --> 00:38:59,366 582 00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:05,877 Wait a minute, my brain explodes. 583 00:39:06,647 --> 00:39:08,205 Frank Richmond, San Francisco. 584 00:39:09,087 --> 00:39:12,318 - Francisco with an "S" or a "Z"? - With the "C". 585 00:39:12,967 --> 00:39:14,161 Ah, "C", right. 586 00:39:23,287 --> 00:39:25,005 I don't know what I wrote. 587 00:39:27,487 --> 00:39:28,636 I don't know. 588 00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:31,682 I hope well, eh. 589 00:39:32,967 --> 00:39:34,559 Listen, but who are these people? 590 00:39:35,487 --> 00:39:38,604 They are my friends, people who can definitely help me. 591 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:40,998 - Now I'll get on the phone. - Come on... 592 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:44,204 I'll have some money sent to me via telex, so you're okay, 593 00:39:44,287 --> 00:39:47,359 stop tormenting me and I can go back to America. 594 00:39:48,807 --> 00:39:50,081 But then we're on our way. 595 00:39:51,287 --> 00:39:54,757 There's no need to worry. Ah, who knows what I thought. 596 00:39:55,287 --> 00:39:59,041 Oh well, at the limit, if you want to stop in Rome for a day 597 00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:03,126 to see the city and its surroundings, that's fine, the world doesn't fall apart. 598 00:40:03,847 --> 00:40:05,963 Do you have any smoked salmon? I'm hungry. 599 00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:11,358 Smoked salmon? The only thing I have, actually I had, it was a chicken breast. 600 00:40:11,447 --> 00:40:14,405 Unfortunately it has turned yellow and this morning I had to throw it away. 601 00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:20,122 Then I could eat a hamburger with mustard, ketchup, hot sauce, 602 00:40:20,367 --> 00:40:22,722 lots of finely chopped onion, eh? 603 00:40:24,447 --> 00:40:27,086 All this onion doesn't suit you a lump on your stomach? 604 00:40:27,447 --> 00:40:28,562 No, why? 605 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:34,319 Oh well, an onion always makes up for it. But these sauces, dips, mustards 606 00:40:34,407 --> 00:40:37,046 and salmon, where can I find them? Where do I find them? 607 00:40:41,127 --> 00:40:44,722 I don't even have ice in here. Do you know what this means? 608 00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:47,158 I have to get off and do the shopping. 609 00:40:48,367 --> 00:40:52,679 ("IT'S NOT COCAINE" BY A. VENDITTI IN THE BACKGROUND) 610 00:40:53,207 --> 00:40:55,084 Thank goodness that we had to show solidarity. 611 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:56,402 Traitors! 612 00:40:57,047 --> 00:40:59,845 Solidarity deflates the balls and what do we eat? 613 00:41:00,287 --> 00:41:01,561 Nice solidarity, well done. 614 00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:04,600 Oh, but what's on it is she the daughter of the Black Planet? 615 00:41:04,727 --> 00:41:05,762 Well, what do you care? 616 00:41:05,887 --> 00:41:08,276 What a beautiful girl, she's really beautiful, my mother. 617 00:41:08,687 --> 00:41:11,042 But are you already wearing it? (EVERYONE CHUCKLES) 618 00:41:11,127 --> 00:41:13,800 You always think about those things, stop it. 619 00:41:13,887 --> 00:41:17,800 620 00:41:18,207 --> 00:41:20,038 This vulgarity sends me to the mental hospital. 621 00:41:20,127 --> 00:41:23,085 It's possible that how you see a woman once you think about... 622 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:24,646 (FISCMIA OSCAR) 623 00:41:25,007 --> 00:41:29,285 - But why doesn't it fit? - What are you saying? What are you talking about? 624 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:32,963 This is a high-class, fine, one with "bechground". 625 00:41:33,607 --> 00:41:37,998 In the evening she goes out with Stallone, De Niro, Pacino, and we don't even know if he's dating. 626 00:41:38,207 --> 00:41:40,437 627 00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:42,319 And how did you manage it? 628 00:41:42,487 --> 00:41:44,921 629 00:41:45,007 --> 00:41:49,444 It means that there is something, an attraction, a cultural base. 630 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:54,000 Cultural basis? But if the only thing that you have read and the betting slip and to copy it 631 00:41:54,087 --> 00:41:56,203 you were also wrong! What are you making up? 632 00:41:56,287 --> 00:41:57,879 (EVERYONE LAUGHS) 633 00:42:00,887 --> 00:42:05,483 Toad, you know me by one aspect only, but I have another 170! Understood? 634 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:08,320 (EVERYONE SCREAMS AND LAUGHS) 635 00:42:13,647 --> 00:42:15,842 636 00:42:19,727 --> 00:42:21,877 Smoked salmon, ketchup, 637 00:42:22,647 --> 00:42:25,923 salted peanuts, mustard, vodka. 638 00:42:26,807 --> 00:42:28,445 Is this okay? She's Polish. 639 00:42:29,607 --> 00:42:31,199 It's not good, no, he wants it Russian. 640 00:42:31,447 --> 00:42:33,722 And go and get her in Moscow, we only have this one. 641 00:42:33,807 --> 00:42:37,720 Why do you have to Russian? Then you, that at most you drink chinotto. 642 00:42:37,887 --> 00:42:40,879 And ask her why, everyone has their own habits. 643 00:42:41,087 --> 00:42:42,725 But these habits cost you. 644 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,880 With this list we are already at 460,000 lire. 645 00:42:45,967 --> 00:42:48,276 Don't worry, score. Don't worry. 646 00:42:48,367 --> 00:42:52,155 When the telex arrives from America I'll pay you off and even give the guy a tip. 647 00:42:52,527 --> 00:42:54,119 Oh yes, these dicks! 648 00:42:54,687 --> 00:42:57,485 I sign, but I warn you: if you don't pay immediately, 649 00:42:57,687 --> 00:42:59,518 One day or another I'll take the bike away from you. 650 00:43:00,407 --> 00:43:01,965 651 00:43:11,927 --> 00:43:12,962 Holy shit Judas! 652 00:43:24,247 --> 00:43:25,919 653 00:43:26,767 --> 00:43:27,836 654 00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:32,527 (NANCY CRYING) 655 00:43:33,847 --> 00:43:38,204 Now let's not nitpick. If you don't pay me today, you will tomorrow, 656 00:43:39,247 --> 00:43:42,364 the day after tomorrow... Just pay me. Do you pay me? 657 00:43:46,567 --> 00:43:47,317 Where are you going? 658 00:43:55,167 --> 00:43:57,044 If you run out of hot water and you reserve, 659 00:43:57,167 --> 00:44:00,079 give the thermostat a punch and two to the water heater. 660 00:44:00,647 --> 00:44:04,242 Not too strong, otherwise the water will come out brown. Understood? 661 00:44:07,247 --> 00:44:08,282 Ever understood? 662 00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:16,441 Nancy... 663 00:44:18,087 --> 00:44:19,645 Nancy? 664 00:44:23,487 --> 00:44:24,602 Oh! 665 00:44:28,887 --> 00:44:30,639 But what did you do?! Oh! 666 00:44:32,007 --> 00:44:36,762 Oh! Oh! Oh god, it's cold. Ersilia! 667 00:44:37,327 --> 00:44:39,045 Silvana! Oh God, come. 668 00:44:40,287 --> 00:44:41,356 Ersilia! 669 00:44:42,087 --> 00:44:44,555 - Ersilia, Silvana! - What do you want? 670 00:44:45,207 --> 00:44:48,119 Run, come and help me, something terrible happened! 671 00:44:48,847 --> 00:44:51,680 - What happened? - There's a dead woman inside the house. 672 00:44:52,647 --> 00:44:55,366 - What did he say he had? - One dead. 673 00:44:55,687 --> 00:44:59,521 This has one every day. Let's run, let's go and see. 674 00:45:01,207 --> 00:45:03,596 (OSCAR BREATHES HEAVYLY) 675 00:45:04,567 --> 00:45:05,636 Oh God! 676 00:45:07,967 --> 00:45:10,356 - But how dead? - What do I know? - Died of what? 677 00:45:10,447 --> 00:45:13,245 Of tablets, he took two bowls. Go, it's in the toilet. 678 00:45:13,327 --> 00:45:15,397 But the glassy eyes, I can't look at it. 679 00:45:15,487 --> 00:45:17,205 680 00:45:17,287 --> 00:45:20,040 - What is he doing, breathing? 681 00:45:20,127 --> 00:45:22,004 Try doing them a cardiac massage. 682 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:25,165 - Not in two, you'll break it! 683 00:45:26,727 --> 00:45:29,366 - Darnit. - Ersilia: Come, let's put her on the bed. 684 00:45:29,847 --> 00:45:31,644 - Put it here. - Ersilia: But think about it. 685 00:45:31,727 --> 00:45:33,877 - What is he doing, breathing? - Silvana: Yes. 686 00:45:34,127 --> 00:45:36,687 - Ersilia: She's alive, thank God. - Oscar: Thank goodness. 687 00:45:36,847 --> 00:45:39,361 But you have to get it put back, it would take water and salt. 688 00:45:39,447 --> 00:45:42,484 - Don't you have any vinegar, Ersilia? - No, it's acidic. If she got poisoned, 689 00:45:42,567 --> 00:45:45,400 fresh milk is better. - Let's make fresh milk with salt. 690 00:45:45,487 --> 00:45:47,079 Yes, this is how we make the rennet. 691 00:45:51,087 --> 00:45:53,521 The milk has expired, but he has to vomit anyway, right? 692 00:45:53,607 --> 00:45:56,075 - Get up with that funnel. - It's from a week ago. 693 00:45:56,207 --> 00:45:58,004 - And how do you want to do it? - See how it's done. 694 00:46:00,727 --> 00:46:01,921 695 00:46:03,607 --> 00:46:05,279 - Let's put this on too, go. - What are you doing? 696 00:46:05,367 --> 00:46:07,597 - Don't worry. - Poor, how white I see her. 697 00:46:07,687 --> 00:46:08,756 (PHONE RINGS) 698 00:46:09,407 --> 00:46:11,841 - Don't make her vomit on the bed. - Don't worry. 699 00:46:11,927 --> 00:46:13,246 - Ready? - Wait, Silvana, 700 00:46:13,327 --> 00:46:16,956 otherwise she'll vomit on the bed. - Huh? From Texas? 701 00:46:17,047 --> 00:46:20,084 - But who do you want to talk to? 702 00:46:21,527 --> 00:46:26,726 Mrs. Nancy is in the bathroom now, it's a long thing. Call tomorrow. 703 00:46:27,647 --> 00:46:29,956 704 00:46:30,047 --> 00:46:33,244 705 00:46:33,327 --> 00:46:35,761 (ANNOYING FAN NOISE) 706 00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:38,566 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 707 00:46:39,807 --> 00:46:43,720 Oscars: De Niro, Stallone. Strong. 708 00:46:46,207 --> 00:46:50,758 Dustin Moffman, Pacino. This one knows them all, oh. 709 00:47:16,447 --> 00:47:17,596 How the fuck do you read it? 710 00:47:19,367 --> 00:47:20,595 Really great. 711 00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:24,079 (OSCAR SIGH) 712 00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:28,399 What have I done? What have I done? 713 00:47:31,767 --> 00:47:33,598 (OSCAR SIGH) 714 00:47:37,807 --> 00:47:39,445 - And who is that? - Huh? 715 00:47:40,247 --> 00:47:42,966 - Hey, so? - It's you? - Huh? 716 00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:45,038 Yes, the poster is original, 717 00:47:45,527 --> 00:47:48,997 but I wanted to stick to it a close-up of me very hard, hard, 718 00:47:49,607 --> 00:47:51,120 to see if the face holds up. 719 00:47:52,847 --> 00:47:54,075 I think it holds up, right? 720 00:47:55,407 --> 00:47:58,717 However it should be taken as a proposal, which has some basis, because I, 721 00:47:58,887 --> 00:48:00,684 for example three years ago in Rhodesia, 722 00:48:01,567 --> 00:48:04,365 I played a character very similar to that. 723 00:48:05,407 --> 00:48:08,524 The fact that the look tells you this of the rag around the head 724 00:48:08,607 --> 00:48:10,643 modestly before Stallone I had it. 725 00:48:10,767 --> 00:48:12,439 It's because I'm good, but if they turn me around, 726 00:48:12,527 --> 00:48:14,483 I really could sue Stallone for damages. 727 00:48:14,647 --> 00:48:17,844 728 00:48:19,207 --> 00:48:23,166 Lawyer, she's not dead, but it was close. 729 00:48:23,247 --> 00:48:26,045 Yes, a bottle was emptied 36 tablets, understand? 730 00:48:26,127 --> 00:48:30,359 731 00:48:30,767 --> 00:48:33,759 Pure? Do you take that too? But did he give you the money? 732 00:48:34,167 --> 00:48:37,557 But what did he give me? This is one which travels at a million a day. 733 00:48:37,727 --> 00:48:40,116 This between salmon, vodka and 3,000 phone shots 734 00:48:40,207 --> 00:48:41,879 he put me on my ass on the ground. 735 00:48:42,167 --> 00:48:45,318 Remember the point of the situation: you are the injured party. 736 00:48:46,247 --> 00:48:47,646 Where did you sleep last night? 737 00:48:48,087 --> 00:48:51,204 And who slept? She slept, there was a whole tirade, 738 00:48:51,287 --> 00:48:54,597 I'm always on the chair. This morning I woke up embalmed. 739 00:48:55,287 --> 00:48:59,803 And you have to stay in your chair. Be careful, don't be lured. 740 00:49:00,047 --> 00:49:02,436 Turn away, look out the window. 741 00:49:02,567 --> 00:49:06,162 Don't stick around, don't jump on her, that it starts to scream, 742 00:49:06,287 --> 00:49:10,200 he reports you for rape and you have to work all your life to maintain it. 743 00:49:10,327 --> 00:49:12,966 So, what should I do? You tell me. 744 00:49:13,047 --> 00:49:15,163 Lock her in the toilet and don't let her leave the house. 745 00:49:15,447 --> 00:49:17,961 Here if there is someone who must not go out, that's me, 746 00:49:18,047 --> 00:49:20,242 because how do I get out They're confiscating my motorbike, understand? 747 00:49:20,407 --> 00:49:22,762 Young man, remember who we are in the final phase. 748 00:49:23,007 --> 00:49:26,044 There is a strategy in place. I'm working only for you, 749 00:49:26,447 --> 00:49:27,596 I've already exposed you. 750 00:49:28,767 --> 00:49:32,237 Yes it's just a matter of establishing just one point, that's it. 751 00:49:32,847 --> 00:49:35,884 When I focused on that, you are beautiful and settled. 752 00:49:37,647 --> 00:49:41,196 Here it is, see? Pretty. Damn how beautiful she is. 753 00:49:43,767 --> 00:49:46,964 Now I'm pissed off though! Enough now, because I'm pissed. 754 00:49:47,047 --> 00:49:49,038 And if I get pissed off it's dicks! 755 00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:52,801 Madame, come on, get up. Let's go, madame. 756 00:49:53,727 --> 00:49:57,037 757 00:49:57,327 --> 00:50:00,125 (PIANO NOTES IN THE BACKGROUND) 758 00:50:02,007 --> 00:50:03,281 What is it, Oscar? 759 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:06,725 - Huh? 760 00:50:09,887 --> 00:50:14,278 I was wondering if you had a plan for this afternoon which... 761 00:50:14,647 --> 00:50:16,842 Um...yeah. 762 00:50:17,207 --> 00:50:19,880 Would you lend me some money to buy a suit? 763 00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:25,966 - A suit? - Ah-ha. 764 00:50:40,607 --> 00:50:43,963 (NANCY PANTS) 765 00:50:46,927 --> 00:50:49,487 Will you give me the tokens? Come on. 766 00:50:49,767 --> 00:50:51,564 Tokens again? 767 00:50:53,127 --> 00:50:54,480 (OSCAR snorts) 768 00:51:04,847 --> 00:51:08,157 - Moro! What, are you sad? Look at my face a little. - Huh? 769 00:51:08,287 --> 00:51:11,916 770 00:51:12,327 --> 00:51:16,161 you ride in front of me, let's go back and this that's still where he puts the tokens. 771 00:51:16,887 --> 00:51:18,957 Leave me alone, today is a bad day. 772 00:51:19,407 --> 00:51:23,161 - And I'll make you become yes. - Come on, leave me alone, I told you. 773 00:51:23,487 --> 00:51:26,684 - You don't know what you're missing. - I know, what, I don't know? 774 00:51:27,887 --> 00:51:30,640 Ah, damn phone! 775 00:51:32,487 --> 00:51:34,637 It's possible that there isn't one that works? 776 00:51:34,727 --> 00:51:37,958 The only memory of Rome it will be these stupid broken phones. 777 00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:40,920 It's been a long time since you found the cabin, 778 00:51:41,007 --> 00:51:43,282 they usually take them home and they take showers. 779 00:51:44,407 --> 00:51:47,046 The shower? Ah! 780 00:51:47,127 --> 00:51:50,278 Do you know what came to mind? To take a bath. Take me to the sea. 781 00:51:50,367 --> 00:51:53,120 - Here we are, it's 20 m away. - Come on, let's go. 782 00:51:53,247 --> 00:51:55,078 And let's go, now I'll take you to the sea. 783 00:51:55,167 --> 00:51:58,079 - Nancy: Let's go, come on! - And one minute, don't rush me. 784 00:52:05,327 --> 00:52:08,125 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 785 00:52:12,927 --> 00:52:14,918 786 00:52:15,607 --> 00:52:18,758 787 00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:22,556 - Incredible, it feels like being in Malibu. - Yes? 788 00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:27,164 The only difference is what time there all the Mollywood stars are there. 789 00:52:27,327 --> 00:52:30,364 - Yes? And what are they doing there? - They live there. 790 00:52:31,287 --> 00:52:34,120 And they wait for the evening to take their lovers to bed. 791 00:52:34,367 --> 00:52:35,436 Yes? 792 00:52:38,007 --> 00:52:40,680 - How long have you been living in Mollywood? - Almost two years. 793 00:52:43,047 --> 00:52:45,356 Are you happy with it? Because it's a city... 794 00:52:47,407 --> 00:52:48,442 It depends... 795 00:52:49,847 --> 00:52:50,996 from the bed you end up in. 796 00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:54,916 You're putting me through the desire to go there. 797 00:52:55,167 --> 00:52:57,556 Not for the bed, eh. Actually, that... 798 00:52:58,327 --> 00:53:01,160 It's horrible to hear that you have been replaced 799 00:53:01,247 --> 00:53:02,521 when it was already done. 800 00:53:10,967 --> 00:53:14,437 However, I wouldn't make a drama out of it: you're young, you're pretty, 801 00:53:14,527 --> 00:53:17,599 from two or three things I saw you even have the right timing, you're good. 802 00:53:17,807 --> 00:53:20,002 803 00:53:20,287 --> 00:53:22,482 Then, with all the knowledge that you find yourself... 804 00:53:24,967 --> 00:53:27,800 Do you know what I'm telling you? That I don't want to think about anything anymore. 805 00:53:27,887 --> 00:53:30,321 - What are you doing? - Stop talking about sad things. 806 00:53:34,527 --> 00:53:36,404 807 00:53:36,887 --> 00:53:39,003 - Cover yourself, are you stupid? - You come too. 808 00:53:39,647 --> 00:53:41,285 I don't have the costume, I can't. 809 00:53:43,087 --> 00:53:45,806 - Come on, but where are we going? 810 00:53:46,647 --> 00:53:51,163 - I can't, I don't have a costume. - What do you care? 811 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:54,158 I don't have a costume, stop. (NANCY LAUGHING) 812 00:53:54,487 --> 00:53:56,921 I order you to stop. Stop, Nancy. 813 00:53:59,727 --> 00:54:01,319 (NANCY LAUGHING) 814 00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:05,116 Let's go! 815 00:54:08,327 --> 00:54:09,555 Damn the poverty. 816 00:54:14,887 --> 00:54:19,005 817 00:54:19,487 --> 00:54:23,765 - Why, isn't that a costume? - They're panties. If they get wet, you can see everything. 818 00:54:23,847 --> 00:54:25,166 (NANCY LAUGHING) 819 00:54:25,247 --> 00:54:26,282 Courage! 820 00:54:34,247 --> 00:54:35,680 Pig Judas, pig. 821 00:54:38,007 --> 00:54:40,840 Other than Malibu, damn the poverty. 822 00:54:41,007 --> 00:54:43,157 You could have found us even a toilet bowl. 823 00:54:47,167 --> 00:54:49,476 Take off your panties, you will feel much freer. 824 00:54:49,607 --> 00:54:51,996 - Oh, you're monotonous, stop. - Come on, what are you waiting for? 825 00:54:52,087 --> 00:54:53,918 - Leave me alone! - Come on, come on. 826 00:54:54,367 --> 00:54:57,200 Do you want to leave? I'll break your hands, I'll leave you crippled. 827 00:54:57,287 --> 00:54:59,164 Why are you so full of shame? 828 00:55:00,287 --> 00:55:03,359 It's not about modesty. If there's a photographer there with a zoom 829 00:55:03,447 --> 00:55:07,440 who takes a picture of me, I'm ruined, I have an image to defend. 830 00:55:07,527 --> 00:55:10,087 Then I don't like this place, it's full of weevers. 831 00:55:10,247 --> 00:55:12,920 - What are weevers? - They're biting fish. 832 00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:15,356 - Oh yes? - Very bad. 833 00:55:15,847 --> 00:55:16,962 What are you doing? 834 00:55:18,127 --> 00:55:21,563 And stop it, come on. Be good, come on! 835 00:55:38,287 --> 00:55:41,438 Sergio? But what is that idiot doing? Do I stop them standing still? 836 00:55:42,847 --> 00:55:44,166 Call him stupid... 837 00:55:53,887 --> 00:55:56,321 838 00:56:03,647 --> 00:56:05,877 - I'm going up to call. - Still? - Mm. 839 00:56:05,967 --> 00:56:07,878 - But be quick, please. - Okay. 840 00:56:09,407 --> 00:56:11,204 I'll pay three million on the bill. 841 00:56:19,087 --> 00:56:20,918 The Orient Express has arrived! 842 00:56:21,727 --> 00:56:23,843 Do you want to tell us how your underclothes look? 843 00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:26,886 Still? And that's it, come on. You're monotonous! 844 00:56:27,007 --> 00:56:31,319 Oh, when does the money come from America? Our stomachs dropped. 845 00:56:31,487 --> 00:56:33,284 846 00:56:33,607 --> 00:56:36,519 847 00:56:36,647 --> 00:56:39,957 You broke down, you have two million damages and one more mouth to feed. 848 00:56:40,047 --> 00:56:41,958 Did you want to do bingo? (EVERYONE LAUGHS) 849 00:56:42,047 --> 00:56:44,880 850 00:56:44,967 --> 00:56:47,720 so the praetor comes and cages me. Be quiet. 851 00:56:48,647 --> 00:56:50,205 - Oh, what are you doing? - Stop with your hands. 852 00:56:50,287 --> 00:56:52,005 - Give me back the keys. - Listen to me. 853 00:56:52,087 --> 00:56:55,716 With the last bill from the grocer we are at 7, just the price of the motorbike. 854 00:56:55,847 --> 00:56:59,635 What does it cost you? Give me one more day Tomorrow the telex arrives and I will pay you all. 855 00:56:59,727 --> 00:57:02,605 When the money arrives you take them to the baron and he gives you the key back. 856 00:57:02,687 --> 00:57:05,884 - If not, you know what's waiting for you. 857 00:57:05,967 --> 00:57:08,527 If not without the motorbike this one goes to sleep in the trees. 858 00:57:08,607 --> 00:57:10,802 Don't break if he said who pays you, pays you. 859 00:57:10,887 --> 00:57:13,879 You go to the baron. You understand me, ah? 860 00:57:14,327 --> 00:57:18,081 Give me another extension. What are you doing, leaving me stranded? Come on, oh! 861 00:57:18,527 --> 00:57:21,280 - Oscar, they want you on the phone. - Who is? Who wants me? 862 00:57:21,367 --> 00:57:24,120 863 00:57:24,207 --> 00:57:25,799 Damn the poverty. 864 00:57:26,367 --> 00:57:27,925 Rambo went haywire today. 865 00:57:28,007 --> 00:57:31,363 Pay your bill to SIP what are you doing, bringing him the fridge? 866 00:57:32,327 --> 00:57:35,046 - But did he tell you who he is? 867 00:57:35,287 --> 00:57:37,642 that of Cinecittà, His name is Adams. 868 00:57:38,047 --> 00:57:40,163 What did he tell you? Are you sure he's looking for me? 869 00:57:40,287 --> 00:57:43,040 Yes, he said: "I want to talk to Oscar the actor." 870 00:57:43,287 --> 00:57:46,563 - Then I guess he was wrong. - Ninth. But rightly said. 871 00:57:46,687 --> 00:57:48,245 872 00:57:48,647 --> 00:57:50,558 (OSCARANSIMA) 873 00:57:53,327 --> 00:57:56,160 - Ready? 874 00:57:56,247 --> 00:57:59,876 - Oscar, let me hear it. - Yes, it's me Oscar Pettinari, tell me. 875 00:58:00,527 --> 00:58:05,078 876 00:58:06,487 --> 00:58:08,523 877 00:58:08,607 --> 00:58:10,962 - And shut up! One moment. - Remember, come on. 878 00:58:13,927 --> 00:58:17,078 Sorry, you couldn't give it to me a preview of what it's about? 879 00:58:17,207 --> 00:58:21,200 880 00:58:21,727 --> 00:58:23,399 881 00:58:24,847 --> 00:58:27,202 882 00:58:28,647 --> 00:58:31,036 Um... yes... Tomorrow, you say? 883 00:58:32,407 --> 00:58:36,958 Just a moment while I check my diary, because I have a lot of appointments tomorrow 884 00:58:37,167 --> 00:58:40,284 and I want to see if it can be done to find an opening. One moment. 885 00:58:40,487 --> 00:58:42,079 886 00:58:42,327 --> 00:58:44,079 But check how long it's been since you've eaten. 887 00:58:44,287 --> 00:58:47,962 - Shut up, hold my game, come on. - What tone should you give yourself? 888 00:58:48,047 --> 00:58:51,517 - Take a look instead. - Enough, help me. 889 00:58:54,807 --> 00:58:58,322 Ready? We did it, we found a small opening. 890 00:58:58,687 --> 00:59:03,841 - Is it okay for you around 11.30-11.45am? 891 00:59:03,927 --> 00:59:05,246 - Very good. 892 00:59:05,327 --> 00:59:06,999 - See you tomorrow, then. 893 00:59:07,087 --> 00:59:08,236 - Very good. 894 00:59:10,207 --> 00:59:12,402 - Thank you, goodbye. Until tomorrow. 895 00:59:19,487 --> 00:59:21,000 I only say one thing: 896 00:59:21,927 --> 00:59:25,840 that before there was a good face, Now I'm a son of a whore. 897 00:59:26,087 --> 00:59:28,920 Do you want to tell us something? Is it about the movie? 898 00:59:29,407 --> 00:59:32,922 Yes gentlemen, they offered me 20,000 dollars, I say $20,000, 899 00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:36,205 multiplied by2, in Italian lire it is 40 million. 900 00:59:36,527 --> 00:59:40,884 901 00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:43,517 Do you know who the antagonist is? You know it? 902 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:46,720 This is the poster for the film. 903 00:59:47,607 --> 00:59:50,724 At the top left is the protagonist, in the center Ming's daughter, 904 00:59:50,807 --> 00:59:53,640 at the top right is the antagonist. Did I make myself clear? 905 00:59:54,167 --> 00:59:58,957 906 01:00:00,167 --> 01:00:02,886 I knew that face sooner or later he worked. I knew it. 907 01:00:05,647 --> 01:00:08,366 - Arrigo... - What do we do, Baron? 908 01:00:10,567 --> 01:00:13,240 Give him back the keys, Let's put everything off until tomorrow. 909 01:00:21,567 --> 01:00:23,319 Pick them up, bring them out to me. 910 01:00:25,567 --> 01:00:27,319 - I mean, you don't understand. - Ah! 911 01:00:27,407 --> 01:00:30,604 - Here is the contract, but I don't work. - There's nothing I can do about it. 912 01:00:30,687 --> 01:00:33,520 Yes we are blocked by the lawyer, we're in deep shit up to this point. 913 01:00:33,647 --> 01:00:37,196 And, if you really want to know, we are in the hands of this asshole. 914 01:00:40,007 --> 01:00:42,157 Oscar, get down from there, that I have the contract ready. 915 01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:44,920 - Oscar, give it your all. - Will you hurry? 916 01:00:45,407 --> 01:00:48,638 But what? I waited so long, this time they are waiting. 917 01:00:48,767 --> 01:00:51,725 - Get moving and get paid well. - Have them give you cash. 918 01:00:52,087 --> 01:00:54,681 Get paid in marks, that the dollar has dropped! 919 01:00:55,447 --> 01:00:59,156 Now they are convinced that you have a face, understand? 920 01:00:59,287 --> 01:01:02,006 And spit out that gum, Quick, don't show up like that. 921 01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:06,480 Come, Mr. Pettinari, Mr. Adams is waiting for you. 922 01:01:06,567 --> 01:01:08,523 - Just a moment for the announcement. - Thank you. 923 01:01:08,647 --> 01:01:10,478 - What are you asking me? - Don't worry, 924 01:01:10,567 --> 01:01:12,637 say you've done everything, even theater. 925 01:01:16,807 --> 01:01:19,924 926 01:01:24,007 --> 01:01:29,639 - Dear Oscar, welcome. It's just how I imagined it. - Yes? 927 01:01:30,207 --> 01:01:32,960 Adams: You see, Ms. Taylor, you couldn't go wrong. 928 01:01:33,447 --> 01:01:36,200 The photographs were already evident, 929 01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:37,841 even if in person... 930 01:01:39,367 --> 01:01:40,720 shows even more determination. 931 01:01:42,207 --> 01:01:43,356 932 01:01:44,007 --> 01:01:45,645 - Come, come. - Yes. 933 01:01:45,767 --> 01:01:47,166 934 01:01:47,967 --> 01:01:49,559 - Don't be afraid. - And of what? 935 01:01:52,047 --> 01:01:56,165 - However, if you want, I can hire an even tougher face. 936 01:01:57,687 --> 01:01:58,881 It's enough for me. 937 01:02:05,447 --> 01:02:08,598 Perme is better without, there's no doubt about it. 938 01:02:11,367 --> 01:02:14,882 Without? Many like it with, to many without. 939 01:02:15,487 --> 01:02:18,559 Susan, I am truly amazed. 940 01:02:19,967 --> 01:02:22,686 How could she have missed it? a face like this? 941 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:31,565 942 01:02:31,967 --> 01:02:35,846 - Sometimes the best ones slip through the cracks. - Ah! Damn yours. 943 01:02:36,607 --> 01:02:39,804 How stupid! She understands of course, he speaks English, doesn't he? 944 01:02:40,327 --> 01:02:41,555 And how, I don't speak it? 945 01:02:50,727 --> 01:02:53,195 Um... 946 01:02:56,327 --> 01:03:01,082 Ah, drink! The last one, the last one he said. 947 01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:07,202 Now I'm thirsty. 948 01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:22,443 I think you're talking about technical things it's better to go back to Italian. 949 01:03:24,527 --> 01:03:27,564 Naturally. This is my Italian lawyer. 950 01:03:28,727 --> 01:03:29,876 951 01:03:31,687 --> 01:03:35,521 - This is Mr. Rowlands, the director. - Greetings. 952 01:03:37,327 --> 01:03:40,399 953 01:03:40,727 --> 01:03:42,797 And Susan Taylor he already knows her, from the casting. 954 01:03:45,487 --> 01:03:46,636 Health. 955 01:03:49,767 --> 01:03:53,077 Mr. Pettinari, let's come to us. This is a standard contract, 956 01:03:53,927 --> 01:03:55,360 which you will certainly know. 957 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:58,087 - Yes, I know these, eh! - Well. 958 01:03:59,207 --> 01:04:02,358 Yes it's about a 9 day commitment, including 2 days of filming 959 01:04:02,487 --> 01:04:05,877 will take place indoors at Universal Studios in California. 960 01:04:06,767 --> 01:04:07,882 Yes? 961 01:04:08,207 --> 01:04:11,244 I think he won't have any difficulties to move to California. 962 01:04:13,527 --> 01:04:14,721 963 01:04:17,807 --> 01:04:20,924 - When is the period, excuse me? - In exactly two weeks. 964 01:04:23,167 --> 01:04:24,885 Two weeks exactly, huh? 965 01:04:26,367 --> 01:04:29,564 Filming will begin on September 25th. 966 01:04:30,487 --> 01:04:32,284 967 01:04:33,807 --> 01:04:36,560 Excuse me, I'll check my diary, because I have... 968 01:04:39,247 --> 01:04:42,205 I'm a little stuck in this period. Let's see a little. 969 01:04:42,647 --> 01:04:46,720 September 25th she tells me. 25, 25, 25... 970 01:04:49,687 --> 01:04:51,996 He told you well, I am free. Yes. 971 01:04:53,247 --> 01:04:58,367 - In any case, there would be a... - Listen, 972 01:05:00,287 --> 01:05:04,360 if you care about import of the currency, there are no difficulties. 973 01:05:05,207 --> 01:05:09,644 We, Mr. Pettinari, we pay it now, when we sign. 974 01:05:10,767 --> 01:05:14,077 975 01:05:15,007 --> 01:05:18,682 - 40 million, right away? - Mr Pettinari, it is understood 976 01:05:18,807 --> 01:05:21,958 that the payment will only take place upon signing the contract. 977 01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:25,847 Ah, okay, I have no problem. 978 01:05:26,927 --> 01:05:29,441 I was wondering if there was a possibility... 979 01:05:29,647 --> 01:05:33,686 to get to America rather than by plane with ship. 980 01:05:33,887 --> 01:05:37,163 981 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:39,642 First class on the jumbo he gets there by sleeping. 982 01:05:40,887 --> 01:05:44,766 Oh. Yes, that's fine anyway... 983 01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:47,243 what do I care, if anything I get confused and... 984 01:05:51,127 --> 01:05:54,802 985 01:05:56,087 --> 01:05:59,636 a signature here. - Huh? Yes. 986 01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:03,362 - And make yourself comfortable. - Yes, yes. 987 01:06:09,447 --> 01:06:12,166 988 01:06:12,967 --> 01:06:14,446 - Yes. 989 01:06:14,527 --> 01:06:17,360 990 01:06:22,767 --> 01:06:25,440 991 01:06:25,807 --> 01:06:27,206 - Lawyer: Et voilà! - What is it? 992 01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:30,916 993 01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:34,802 fallen prey to these ravenous wolves, of these ferocious beasts 994 01:06:34,927 --> 01:06:37,441 who want to tear you apart without any mercy. Look! 995 01:06:37,887 --> 01:06:41,004 996 01:06:41,327 --> 01:06:44,125 Listen, colleague, Here no one eats anyone. 997 01:06:44,207 --> 01:06:47,119 His client came spontaneously and he is an adult and vaccinated. 998 01:06:47,327 --> 01:06:51,081 999 01:06:51,607 --> 01:06:53,916 but why the young idiot, in his unconscious, 1000 01:06:54,167 --> 01:06:57,876 does not distinguish good from evil, the good from the bad guy, the angel from the devil. 1001 01:06:58,207 --> 01:07:01,756 While you devils know perfectly that my cause, 1002 01:07:02,687 --> 01:07:05,326 like a cleaver he will fall on your heads. 1003 01:07:05,447 --> 01:07:08,166 First of all its cause it is baseless 1004 01:07:08,287 --> 01:07:09,515 and it just makes us laugh. 1005 01:07:09,607 --> 01:07:12,485 1006 01:07:12,567 --> 01:07:15,798 because you are a great people, but you don't conjugate the verbs, 1007 01:07:16,527 --> 01:07:18,677 it is more correct to say that you were laughing. 1008 01:07:19,007 --> 01:07:22,795 Because after the lawyer arrived Pigna Corelli in Selci, don't laugh anymore. 1009 01:07:23,767 --> 01:07:26,804 You realize, Pettinari, that for four lire 1010 01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:30,517 they suggest you cancel every one of their misdeeds? For four lire. 1011 01:07:31,527 --> 01:07:35,679 I know that these are 40 million real, so let's take them and go. 1012 01:07:35,807 --> 01:07:37,604 That's better, it is a right solution. 1013 01:07:37,687 --> 01:07:40,918 - Ah! - You say it's right because you tried, but it didn't work out. 1014 01:07:41,407 --> 01:07:43,682 The right solution we will find her in court. 1015 01:07:43,887 --> 01:07:46,606 He knows very well that his actions they are holes in the water 1016 01:07:46,807 --> 01:07:49,196 and his maneuver a poor attempt at disturbance! 1017 01:07:49,327 --> 01:07:51,238 The only thing that's miserable is you, Mr. Adams. 1018 01:07:51,687 --> 01:07:54,155 Distribution threatens the breach of the contract, 1019 01:07:54,327 --> 01:07:57,842 Lloyd's of London will intervene and they will oust her as a producer. 1020 01:07:58,047 --> 01:08:01,039 And thirdly, the actress was not insured. 1021 01:08:01,447 --> 01:08:04,564 She, to repair the damage, he invented the director's illness 1022 01:08:04,647 --> 01:08:08,356 which gave her bronchitis, while at night he was out dancing. 1023 01:08:08,647 --> 01:08:11,445 - How do you know these things? 1024 01:08:11,527 --> 01:08:14,246 and my professional secrets I don't tell them to America. 1025 01:08:14,527 --> 01:08:17,678 However, the registered letter is ready with the doctor's declaration, 1026 01:08:17,847 --> 01:08:20,759 that I send to the insurance company, so the irons also snap. 1027 01:08:20,887 --> 01:08:23,560 1028 01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:25,485 From this damn office! 1029 01:08:26,727 --> 01:08:30,766 And to think that we had left so good, then the catastrophe. 1030 01:08:31,287 --> 01:08:35,326 First, that bitch with the car, then him, with the accident 1031 01:08:35,847 --> 01:08:39,806 and now this scoundrel, this shitty lawyer! 1032 01:08:49,327 --> 01:08:51,795 1033 01:08:52,367 --> 01:08:56,155 I'm suing you for defamation and I'll send you in very direct. 1034 01:08:56,967 --> 01:08:59,037 Call Rambo then to set you free. 1035 01:09:00,567 --> 01:09:02,398 1036 01:09:02,487 --> 01:09:05,479 than with that hand Mr. Adams he has to write us several checks. 1037 01:09:06,167 --> 01:09:08,522 - Get out, get out! - Calm down. 1038 01:09:08,847 --> 01:09:12,999 - I don't want to see her anymore! 1039 01:09:13,327 --> 01:09:15,079 I know how things go in this country. 1040 01:09:16,007 --> 01:09:19,317 - Colleague, let's be constructive, eh? - Mm. 1041 01:09:20,007 --> 01:09:22,396 Let's double the figure and we close the case. 1042 01:09:23,887 --> 01:09:26,003 1043 01:09:26,287 --> 01:09:27,561 1044 01:09:28,967 --> 01:09:31,435 Excuse me, can I talk? Can I say something? 1045 01:09:31,607 --> 01:09:34,565 You've been talking for three hours, I just want to say this: 1046 01:09:34,727 --> 01:09:37,525 80 million doesn't suit me, they suit me very well, 1047 01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:41,486 so I take everything, give me a pen, a pencil that I sign everything and... 1048 01:09:41,607 --> 01:09:43,120 What are you doing? (OSCAR SCREAMS) 1049 01:09:43,327 --> 01:09:47,081 I'll eat your hand with the whole sheet of paper, I'll break your wrist. Let's go away. 1050 01:09:47,167 --> 01:09:49,203 - What, are we leaving? - I told you let's go. 1051 01:09:49,287 --> 01:09:51,881 - Do we give up 80 million? - Of course, we don't need them. 1052 01:09:52,047 --> 01:09:55,198 - What, we don't need them? - I can't explain it to you here. 1053 01:09:55,607 --> 01:09:58,838 1054 01:09:59,367 --> 01:10:02,200 Mo focused on the four causes all on this point 1055 01:10:02,487 --> 01:10:04,284 and I don't allow a man like you, 1056 01:10:04,647 --> 01:10:08,037 who is afraid to get up a piece of pathological meat, 1057 01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:11,955 which sucks because it's swollen, that not even the cat would eat it, 1058 01:10:13,007 --> 01:10:16,795 to give up 800 million, I say 800 million. 1059 01:10:17,207 --> 01:10:20,404 Pettinari, how long have I known you you were a convict without a penny, 1060 01:10:20,727 --> 01:10:25,403 after 4 quotes you rose to 40 million, after my surgery at 80. 1061 01:10:26,407 --> 01:10:32,403 If you wait another 3 days, you are worth 1 billion. 1 billion! 1062 01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:35,724 We talk about billions but we don't have seen a lira yet, how is it? 1063 01:10:36,007 --> 01:10:38,123 1064 01:10:38,207 --> 01:10:41,199 the telephone, the vodka, the caviar. That knocks me to the ground. 1065 01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:44,604 Lawyer, how do I get those back They're confiscating my motorbike, do you understand? 1066 01:10:44,767 --> 01:10:47,042 - And you pawn it. - What, pawn it? 1067 01:10:47,487 --> 01:10:50,445 1068 01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:55,802 Remember the saying: "Paris is worth a mass." 1069 01:11:00,087 --> 01:11:01,759 - But who is that? - The lawyer. 1070 01:11:02,247 --> 01:11:05,796 My brain is exploding, damn the poverty! 1071 01:11:07,007 --> 01:11:09,316 Do you have to pawn your motorbike in Paris? 1072 01:11:10,047 --> 01:11:13,357 For that matter, we can try from Cravatta to Prima Porta. 1073 01:11:13,527 --> 01:11:16,439 For me, just the idea of committing myself to it it gives me syncope. 1074 01:11:17,127 --> 01:11:20,039 - We need to find another solution. - There is a solution. 1075 01:11:20,687 --> 01:11:23,155 - Meaning what? - Murena is there. 1076 01:11:24,007 --> 01:11:25,725 But do you feel like taking the risk? 1077 01:11:26,887 --> 01:11:28,639 That's a son of a bitch. 1078 01:11:31,527 --> 01:11:33,961 (PASSING MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 1079 01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:07,805 Rocco, come get the money. But won again. 1080 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:14,755 So, 880, 890, 900, 950 and 1 million. 1081 01:12:14,847 --> 01:12:16,519 Are you happy you won? 1082 01:12:17,407 --> 01:12:19,557 - Oh no, I bet 1 million. - Well? 1083 01:12:20,207 --> 01:12:23,244 - There isn't a million here. - These are 120,000 lire. - Eh. 1084 01:12:23,527 --> 01:12:26,758 - I took my percentage. - 880,000 lire are missing. 1085 01:12:26,887 --> 01:12:28,286 And who pays VAT, me or you? 1086 01:12:28,367 --> 01:12:30,676 (ENGINE SOUND) 1087 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,086 Who wants to play the bike? 1088 01:12:35,527 --> 01:12:38,564 Here comes this one again, but I think he can't find anyone today. 1089 01:12:40,887 --> 01:12:43,037 - In Panza, come here. - With those pasta dishes 1090 01:12:43,127 --> 01:12:45,083 what does your mother do to me when your father isn't there... 1091 01:12:45,167 --> 01:12:47,965 This time besides the motorbike I want to gamble with the money too, understand? 1092 01:12:48,047 --> 01:12:49,958 Who is it that you want to play the motorbike with the Murena? 1093 01:12:50,807 --> 01:12:54,277 - I've already given him two. - And give him the third one, it's nothing to you. 1094 01:12:54,887 --> 01:12:56,605 - But do you feel it? - Let's go! 1095 01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:59,806 They told me that the other week he won four. 1096 01:13:01,607 --> 01:13:05,316 Do you know what I'm telling you? If he doesn't take it, the Baron takes it. I'll try. 1097 01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:09,483 Then we don't forget that luck is on my side: 1098 01:13:09,687 --> 01:13:14,283 80 million passed me by. I didn't take them, but they passed. 1099 01:13:15,007 --> 01:13:18,204 - So, what do you want to do? - Introduce him to me, you who know him. 1100 01:13:19,487 --> 01:13:22,797 But are you sure? Look, that's bad. 1101 01:13:23,527 --> 01:13:25,404 Why, am I good? Introduce him to me. 1102 01:13:27,527 --> 01:13:32,555 Murena, there's someone who doesn't give a damn, he wants to play with the motorbike. 1103 01:13:34,247 --> 01:13:35,282 And who is he? 1104 01:13:40,127 --> 01:13:42,846 - He doesn't know what awaits him. - And who is this? Do you know him? 1105 01:13:42,967 --> 01:13:45,242 - It seemed like Pagliuca to me. - Pagliuca is inside. 1106 01:13:45,327 --> 01:13:46,680 Then it will come from outside. 1107 01:13:47,927 --> 01:13:51,237 - Ever understood this? 1108 01:13:54,607 --> 01:13:57,167 - Sergio. - Oscar. - But who sent you? 1109 01:13:57,487 --> 01:14:00,126 - I'm coming alone. - But do you know what we're talking about here? 1110 01:14:00,207 --> 01:14:02,880 - I know, I know. - Look, the arrival is dangerous, 1111 01:14:02,967 --> 01:14:05,322 with two crossed cars only one motorbike passes by. 1112 01:14:05,407 --> 01:14:08,763 Let's make the funnel of death. If it's good for him, it's good for me too. 1113 01:14:08,847 --> 01:14:12,726 - This one knows the funnel of death. - Don't you break on the first hole? 1114 01:14:13,727 --> 01:14:16,605 I would like to clarify one thing: I don't ride motorbikes much, 1115 01:14:16,687 --> 01:14:19,406 I run for cash. 5 million flat, shoot me. 1116 01:14:19,487 --> 01:14:22,843 Look, you talk to the older one clandestine of the world. Here I have 10. 1117 01:14:23,567 --> 01:14:27,765 If you arrive, you get 5 million. If you lose, you leave the bike and walk away. 1118 01:14:27,927 --> 01:14:31,283 - In any state does it arrive? - Think about arriving well. 1119 01:14:31,407 --> 01:14:32,522 (ER MURENA LAUGHS) 1120 01:14:32,607 --> 01:14:36,156 - Who is that, do you know him? - Perme has the face of a big boy. 1121 01:14:36,287 --> 01:14:38,801 (SOUNDBITE OF ENGINES) 1122 01:14:41,647 --> 01:14:45,959 1123 01:14:46,247 --> 01:14:48,477 1124 01:14:48,607 --> 01:14:51,280 - Oh, you break my motorbike, it's new. - Do you want to leave? 1125 01:14:52,127 --> 01:14:55,642 Guys, I recommend: smooth ride, no irregularities. 1126 01:14:56,767 --> 01:14:59,281 The departure is when the cigarette falls. 1127 01:15:02,687 --> 01:15:07,317 (PASSING MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 1128 01:15:23,807 --> 01:15:28,437 Murena: Aaah, shit below! What can you do with that stove? (LAUGHS) 1129 01:15:31,407 --> 01:15:36,481 (PASSING MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 1130 01:16:31,247 --> 01:16:33,283 - Murena: Close your eyes! - Are you stupid? 1131 01:16:34,727 --> 01:16:36,160 (ER MURENA SCREAMS) 1132 01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:43,762 - I think we made it tight. - Those come straight away, 1133 01:16:44,287 --> 01:16:46,642 don't they get hurt? - What do you care! 1134 01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:49,525 ErMurena does not have these problems, that comes by itself. 1135 01:16:51,127 --> 01:16:54,642 1136 01:16:54,727 --> 01:16:56,479 Guys, bets! 1137 01:16:57,647 --> 01:16:59,000 - Who is here? - 250 on Murena. 1138 01:16:59,087 --> 01:17:01,157 - ErMurena. - 200 on Murena. 1139 01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:03,198 - ErMurena you too. - 200 on Murena. 1140 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:05,522 - ErMurena. - 500 on Murena. 1141 01:17:05,807 --> 01:17:07,206 500? ErMurena. 1142 01:17:07,607 --> 01:17:11,236 - Doesn't anyone bet on Troppo Forte? - I'm gambling with the motorcycle. 1143 01:17:11,807 --> 01:17:15,083 - What are you playing? - The motorcycle on Troppo Forte. 1144 01:17:15,807 --> 01:17:19,163 - And how much is this motorbike worth? - Two million. 1145 01:17:19,287 --> 01:17:24,600 Be good. Who knows if it will arrive or it will arrive damaged. Is a million okay? 1146 01:17:25,287 --> 01:17:26,402 Okay, a million. 1147 01:17:26,687 --> 01:17:29,076 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 1148 01:17:48,047 --> 01:17:50,163 Murena: You're crazy! Ah-ha! 1149 01:17:50,247 --> 01:17:51,475 (IS MURENA URLA) 1150 01:18:14,287 --> 01:18:16,721 1151 01:18:17,167 --> 01:18:19,681 1152 01:18:20,367 --> 01:18:23,279 - The Murena is broken, pick it up. - I knew you would win. 1153 01:18:23,367 --> 01:18:24,880 - Come on. - We have become rich. 1154 01:18:25,007 --> 01:18:28,204 - Guaglio', you're too strong! - I always told you. 1155 01:18:31,287 --> 01:18:37,396 1156 01:18:37,807 --> 01:18:43,325 1157 01:18:44,607 --> 01:18:47,360 - Where do you have the money? - I keep them in the secret pocket. 1158 01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:51,235 - Please, eh? - Don't worry. 1159 01:18:52,087 --> 01:18:54,123 - Oh. - Huh? - You know what I was thinking? 1160 01:18:54,207 --> 01:18:56,038 Which in the end today we were idiots, 1161 01:18:56,647 --> 01:19:00,401 because if we thought about it before, we could bring a motorbike every day. 1162 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:04,445 I want to know all the places where they do these races. 1163 01:19:04,527 --> 01:19:07,917 - I feel like luck is turning towards me. - I think so too. 1164 01:19:08,007 --> 01:19:11,317 (OSCAR LAUGHING) 1165 01:19:13,007 --> 01:19:16,682 - Too strong, will you allow me a word? - The ride wasn't smooth. 1166 01:19:16,807 --> 01:19:18,081 How was it not regular? 1167 01:19:18,207 --> 01:19:20,198 (EVERYONE SCREAMS) 1168 01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:23,001 - Oscar: Put your hands down! - What does this idiot want? 1169 01:19:23,087 --> 01:19:24,281 Oscar: Oh, leave me! 1170 01:19:24,567 --> 01:19:27,320 (EVERYONE SCREAMS) 1171 01:19:30,687 --> 01:19:32,166 (SERGIO LAUGHS) 1172 01:19:33,287 --> 01:19:35,084 Enough, that's enough. 1173 01:19:35,567 --> 01:19:38,525 (EVERYONE SCREAMS) 1174 01:19:39,607 --> 01:19:40,801 How do you feel, mo? 1175 01:19:40,887 --> 01:19:44,402 - Here, boss, we screwed him up badly. - But he won well, he won. 1176 01:19:47,807 --> 01:19:49,206 1177 01:19:50,247 --> 01:19:53,125 (CAPUA MOANS IN PAIN) 1178 01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:57,362 Lawyer, when do you let her out my sister? 1179 01:19:58,807 --> 01:20:00,479 When you get smarter. 1180 01:20:01,167 --> 01:20:03,886 I told you to say in court: "At seven in the evening", 1181 01:20:04,127 --> 01:20:05,719 you said "seven in the morning". 1182 01:20:05,807 --> 01:20:08,162 In one night Samson collapses with all the Philistines. 1183 01:20:08,407 --> 01:20:09,396 (PHONE RINGS) 1184 01:20:09,487 --> 01:20:11,876 You testify against them and I have to get her out. 1185 01:20:12,807 --> 01:20:13,842 Yes? 1186 01:20:14,007 --> 01:20:16,726 Lawyer, I'm Capua, a friend of Oscar. 1187 01:20:17,207 --> 01:20:18,356 We were attacked. 1188 01:20:18,487 --> 01:20:20,876 Where? As? When? Where are you calling from? 1189 01:20:21,247 --> 01:20:22,600 From the river port. 1190 01:20:23,327 --> 01:20:25,921 Oscar is in bad shape, it can't stand up. 1191 01:20:26,567 --> 01:20:28,398 Is it very serious? Is it transportable? 1192 01:20:28,767 --> 01:20:30,598 What do I know! I'm not a doctor. 1193 01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:33,277 I can't accompany him to the emergency room. 1194 01:20:33,367 --> 01:20:35,278 I'm full of precedents, they arrest me! 1195 01:20:35,607 --> 01:20:38,485 Let's go well! Don't worry, do what I tell you. 1196 01:20:38,567 --> 01:20:40,239 Take him to this address. 1197 01:20:42,047 --> 01:20:43,116 Wait... 1198 01:20:43,247 --> 01:20:47,763 Villa dei Cipressi Clinic, viale Luciano Manara, 54-B, Frascati. 1199 01:20:49,167 --> 01:20:53,160 Go there immediately and ask for the professor Amilcare Cecconi, they will say he isn't there. 1200 01:20:53,327 --> 01:20:56,637 Then tell him that Miraglia sent you, the Colonel of Finance. 1201 01:20:56,887 --> 01:21:00,641 In a second you'll find him there standing at attention, tell him I'll be right there. 1202 01:21:00,967 --> 01:21:03,720 Take Oscar and put it on in the hands of Professor Cecconi. 1203 01:21:03,847 --> 01:21:06,805 They are golden hands, he knows what he has to do. 1204 01:21:07,647 --> 01:21:10,320 (BEEP FROM EQUIPMENT AND RESPIRATOR NOISE) 1205 01:21:11,967 --> 01:21:13,559 - Lawyer: Have you already opened it? - Yes. 1206 01:21:14,567 --> 01:21:15,920 - Here I am. - Cecconi: What do you want? 1207 01:21:16,007 --> 01:21:19,283 - Did you find it? There is? - Cecconi: What am I, stupid? Look here. 1208 01:21:20,807 --> 01:21:23,321 What is it, a beast? Are you sure it's just the spleen? 1209 01:21:23,527 --> 01:21:26,405 Certain. This is big, he is someone who eats. 1210 01:21:27,207 --> 01:21:30,438 It's incredible! this one is worth a billion. 1211 01:21:30,767 --> 01:21:33,042 Yes. Rather, did you bring me the money? 1212 01:21:33,887 --> 01:21:36,606 Cecconi, I let you out, you are on bail, 1213 01:21:36,687 --> 01:21:38,837 you started working as a surgeon again, do you want money too? 1214 01:21:39,247 --> 01:21:42,922 I had the money in my underwear, You know I don't trust anyone. 1215 01:21:43,767 --> 01:21:47,123 At a certain point we stop at a crossroads, where there is a fountain. 1216 01:21:47,567 --> 01:21:52,004 Six of them arrive and take our money and they beat us to death. 1217 01:21:52,567 --> 01:21:56,719 - How is Oscar, is he injured? - Don't worry, he's in good hands. 1218 01:21:57,447 --> 01:22:00,837 - Where did they take him? - In a villa that the lawyer knew. 1219 01:22:01,607 --> 01:22:04,565 It's in Frascati, if you want I'll accompany you. 1220 01:22:04,967 --> 01:22:07,925 Yes, wait for me down here, I get dressed and come down immediately. 1221 01:22:08,207 --> 01:22:11,404 Mo the bike below. But hurry, don't worry. 1222 01:22:15,127 --> 01:22:16,958 (BELL RINGS) 1223 01:22:17,087 --> 01:22:19,521 Okay, hold on, give me time! 1224 01:22:23,127 --> 01:22:24,196 Nancy: Oh! 1225 01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:26,921 (DRAMATIC MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 1226 01:23:02,687 --> 01:23:07,124 Oh god, oh, mom. Oh God... 1227 01:23:11,607 --> 01:23:15,122 - Here, he's waking up. 1228 01:23:16,127 --> 01:23:18,118 - Look at this lovely little surprise. - Huh? 1229 01:23:18,607 --> 01:23:20,962 - Guess who it is. He's your lawyer. - Yes? 1230 01:23:21,167 --> 01:23:23,681 He was always close to you, like a guardian angel. 1231 01:23:23,887 --> 01:23:25,240 Thank you. 1232 01:23:27,287 --> 01:23:32,122 - Good morning, Pettinari. - What a fog, I see you all in a haze. 1233 01:23:32,407 --> 01:23:35,444 It's an optical effect, you just woke up. 1234 01:23:35,607 --> 01:23:38,280 Be happy, Pettinari, from an evil a good was born. 1235 01:23:38,367 --> 01:23:41,279 If I'm honest, I'm glad they inflated you. 1236 01:23:41,727 --> 01:23:43,922 - Why happy? - Why yes. 1237 01:23:44,047 --> 01:23:45,878 If they hadn't led you, 1238 01:23:45,967 --> 01:23:48,800 Professor Cecconi he couldn't have operated on you. 1239 01:23:49,847 --> 01:23:50,996 - Lawyer? - Yes? 1240 01:23:51,207 --> 01:23:53,118 I feel like I'm pulling everything from all sides. 1241 01:23:53,287 --> 01:23:56,802 And sure, you have a gash an arm's length on that side. 1242 01:23:58,447 --> 01:24:00,324 - Which side? - Oh, from that one. 1243 01:24:00,487 --> 01:24:03,843 Of course it pulls, it's the spleen. What's in place of the spleen? 1244 01:24:04,007 --> 01:24:07,124 Please, I don't want anymore hear about spleen. 1245 01:24:07,647 --> 01:24:09,444 We don't really talk about it anymore, is it okay? 1246 01:24:09,607 --> 01:24:13,122 Do you want to joke? We need to talk about it because now comes the best part, 1247 01:24:13,207 --> 01:24:14,606 now that they've taken it away from you. 1248 01:24:16,207 --> 01:24:17,686 - What's the matter with me?! - Yes. 1249 01:24:18,647 --> 01:24:20,797 - Did they take it away from me? - They definitely took it away from you. 1250 01:24:20,967 --> 01:24:24,960 - But how? - What a sight, it was like a volcano mouth. 1251 01:24:25,487 --> 01:24:27,443 You had a large spleen like a boss. 1252 01:24:28,567 --> 01:24:31,081 When I saw her it was a surprise. Ah! 1253 01:24:31,847 --> 01:24:36,443 It wasn't a man's spleen, even Cecconi was surprised. 1254 01:24:36,567 --> 01:24:39,525 Only the gorilla, which is a beast, he has it that size. 1255 01:24:39,607 --> 01:24:43,316 Now that the spleen is gone, look who has arrived: the certificate. 1256 01:24:43,927 --> 01:24:48,762 Signed: Professor Amilcare Cecconi. This is worth hundreds of millions. 1257 01:24:51,007 --> 01:24:56,764 Well, look, just out of curiosity. But what are you doing? Are you sleeping right now? 1258 01:26:52,167 --> 01:26:55,557 Beautiful Italy, beloved shores, I'll be back to see you again. 1259 01:26:56,207 --> 01:26:59,483 Piave murmured: "Foreigners do not pass"! 1260 01:26:59,607 --> 01:27:01,518 We forgot of these sentences? 1261 01:27:02,487 --> 01:27:06,765 Of these patriotic anthems? It's not often you remember them, right? 1262 01:27:07,367 --> 01:27:10,006 While we are available and inclined 1263 01:27:10,087 --> 01:27:12,555 to overestimate all this who is foreign: 1264 01:27:13,207 --> 01:27:16,756 French, English, German, American, Japanese. 1265 01:27:16,967 --> 01:27:20,198 Then in cinema, the Americans they are the masters. 1266 01:27:22,927 --> 01:27:24,758 Are we good? Well. 1267 01:27:26,127 --> 01:27:31,724 They buy us, they use us, they exploit us, they squeeze us like lemons 1268 01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:33,200 and then they throw us away. 1269 01:27:33,807 --> 01:27:36,526 1270 01:27:37,007 --> 01:27:41,398 the opposing party wants to portray itself like a roaring lion. Ah! 1271 01:27:41,487 --> 01:27:44,957 President, I object! They are arguments which have no relevance... 1272 01:27:45,047 --> 01:27:47,117 Lawyer, make it stop, I'll let you talk. 1273 01:27:47,327 --> 01:27:50,205 Thank you, Mr President. A roaring lion 1274 01:27:50,767 --> 01:27:54,885 who attacked with all his ferocity towards this defenseless little lamb: 1275 01:27:55,327 --> 01:27:57,318 my young client, Oscar Pettinari. 1276 01:27:57,567 --> 01:28:00,877 Frightened he fled, he screamed for help, he bleated. 1277 01:28:01,247 --> 01:28:04,478 I collected his beau and I rushed to save him. 1278 01:28:04,887 --> 01:28:06,445 But who was he, Oscar Pettinari? 1279 01:28:10,647 --> 01:28:12,365 All it takes is, Mr President, 1280 01:28:13,367 --> 01:28:17,997 may she kindly flow the short but intense 1281 01:28:18,167 --> 01:28:21,682 curriculum vitae of Oscar Pettinari, which goes from "The Boys from the Bronx", 1282 01:28:22,087 --> 01:28:27,639 until "Revenge of the Cobra", but the film that gave him stardom 1283 01:28:28,767 --> 01:28:32,806 It's "Caiman Swamp" movie that amazes all audiences in the world. 1284 01:28:33,687 --> 01:28:38,397 1285 01:28:39,367 --> 01:28:42,325 what was the brightness of the star by Oscar Pettinari, 1286 01:28:42,727 --> 01:28:46,037 that shone in the firmament world cinema. 1287 01:28:46,647 --> 01:28:52,882 I therefore request the seizure of the film, the freezing of Mr. Adams' personal assets 1288 01:28:53,727 --> 01:28:56,639 and the conservative stop of all American financing, 1289 01:28:57,127 --> 01:28:59,880 very serious injuries suffered by my client. 1290 01:29:00,087 --> 01:29:02,396 1291 01:29:03,447 --> 01:29:06,678 for removal of a main organ, 1292 01:29:06,767 --> 01:29:10,043 the most vital and fundamental one pearl of man's life: 1293 01:29:11,447 --> 01:29:12,516 the spleen! 1294 01:29:14,007 --> 01:29:17,920 Here, Mr President, there is the certificate attesting to it. 1295 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:23,044 So, any opposition from the opposing side, (LAUGHS) 1296 01:29:23,407 --> 01:29:29,437 does not find fertile ground, taran tarà, taran tarà. 1297 01:29:30,127 --> 01:29:33,005 Oh God, everything is spinning around me. What happened to me? 1298 01:29:33,527 --> 01:29:36,724 Can you give me a glass of water? Where am I? It's not my house. 1299 01:29:36,847 --> 01:29:38,963 1300 01:29:39,087 --> 01:29:42,284 - Fertile soil. 1301 01:29:43,167 --> 01:29:45,635 Borgo Pigna Corelli in Selci we don't have it anymore. 1302 01:29:46,887 --> 01:29:49,082 The farmer took it who was a sharecropper. 1303 01:29:49,287 --> 01:29:52,962 He doesn't even give us a bow, a broccoli, a ricotta. 1304 01:29:53,167 --> 01:29:55,158 He took it all. (BUZZ) 1305 01:29:55,367 --> 01:29:58,598 What are all these people? Is it an auction? 1306 01:29:59,127 --> 01:30:03,006 - Lawyer, aren't you feeling well? 1307 01:30:03,167 --> 01:30:05,601 I don't feel well either. - Usher, please. 1308 01:30:06,167 --> 01:30:11,719 - I don't want to stay here, I see blurry. - Don't worry, come. 1309 01:30:11,887 --> 01:30:15,038 Give me an explanation, take me home. 1310 01:30:15,767 --> 01:30:19,157 I want to go to my mother, because I lost my bearings... 1311 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:21,886 - Come, get some air. -Are you coming with me too? 1312 01:30:21,967 --> 01:30:23,878 - Shall we all go together? - Take a walk. 1313 01:30:23,967 --> 01:30:25,878 - But do you know him? - No, President. 1314 01:30:25,967 --> 01:30:27,719 - And her? - It's the first time I've seen him. 1315 01:30:27,967 --> 01:30:29,366 - Over there, ma'am. - Thank you. 1316 01:30:30,447 --> 01:30:33,644 - Section G, judge Gastaldi. - At the bottom left. 1317 01:30:35,447 --> 01:30:38,439 1318 01:30:38,527 --> 01:30:41,917 if I didn't have a woolen shirt, Mom wouldn't let me go out. 1319 01:30:42,007 --> 01:30:43,998 Lawyer? Did we win? Huh? 1320 01:30:44,127 --> 01:30:46,766 - Do you have your mother? - Oh, sure. - Yes, yes. 1321 01:30:46,927 --> 01:30:49,043 - Oscar: Did they arrest him? - The mother who... 1322 01:30:49,127 --> 01:30:52,358 Usher: Yes, he felt bad. While he was speaking he had a fit. 1323 01:30:52,487 --> 01:30:55,047 1324 01:30:55,487 --> 01:30:57,682 - Let's go outside. - Come on, what are you doing? 1325 01:30:58,647 --> 01:31:00,842 - Do you want a cat? - Yes, even the cat, of course. 1326 01:31:04,407 --> 01:31:05,442 Piazza Mattei. 1327 01:31:06,327 --> 01:31:09,763 - You can't park here. - It's okay, just a minute. 1328 01:31:10,647 --> 01:31:14,401 - Excuse me, the lawyer Pigna Corelli? - Are you sure you're looking for a lawyer? 1329 01:31:14,527 --> 01:31:17,200 - Meaning what? - I wanted to know if you are looking for a lawyer, a teacher, 1330 01:31:17,287 --> 01:31:19,642 the doctor or veterinarian. - Are they four brothers? 1331 01:31:19,727 --> 01:31:22,116 No, I'm looking for a lawyer and I also urgently need to talk to him. 1332 01:31:22,207 --> 01:31:25,324 It's on the first floor, be careful not to fall. The steps are frayed. 1333 01:31:29,327 --> 01:31:31,966 - Who do you want to talk to? - I would like to speak to the lawyer. 1334 01:31:32,127 --> 01:31:34,595 With the lawyer? 1335 01:31:35,327 --> 01:31:37,557 - The lawyer is no longer there. - What, is it no longer there? 1336 01:31:38,767 --> 01:31:40,405 Now there is the master. 1337 01:31:41,247 --> 01:31:43,636 Sorry, but it's not home by Giangiacomo Pigna Corelli? 1338 01:31:43,727 --> 01:31:45,843 - Yes, sir. - And I want to talk to him. 1339 01:31:49,967 --> 01:31:51,195 - Come in. - Yes. 1340 01:31:52,127 --> 01:31:55,802 - Who should I announce? - Oscar Pettinari, he will understand. 1341 01:31:56,407 --> 01:32:00,320 - Oscar? - Pectinari, like comb. 1342 01:32:01,127 --> 01:32:02,355 Wait. 1343 01:32:07,167 --> 01:32:08,361 (OSCAR snorts) 1344 01:32:11,487 --> 01:32:12,556 (DOOR OPENS) 1345 01:32:16,047 --> 01:32:20,165 1346 01:32:20,407 --> 01:32:23,444 What eggs?! I'm Oscar, I have to talk to the lawyer about running. 1347 01:32:23,927 --> 01:32:26,680 The master, that is. I'm the aunt. 1348 01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:29,681 - And I'm Oscar Pettinari. 1349 01:32:30,167 --> 01:32:33,125 - Now he's over there in the room with the doctor. - With the doctor? 1350 01:32:33,687 --> 01:32:38,477 - Is he really sick, is it serious? 1351 01:32:38,767 --> 01:32:42,203 He no longer recognizes his customers, three more came. 1352 01:32:42,607 --> 01:32:46,236 1353 01:32:46,647 --> 01:32:50,162 Sorry, my brain is exploding. What crisis is your son having? 1354 01:32:50,887 --> 01:32:54,357 Unfortunately it has already happened to him when he stopped being a vet. 1355 01:32:54,567 --> 01:32:58,685 1356 01:33:00,047 --> 01:33:02,117 - Why, is he also a vet? 1357 01:33:02,207 --> 01:33:04,846 But replaced for three months the vet from Narni; 1358 01:33:05,087 --> 01:33:07,078 he purged 600 sheep, 1359 01:33:07,487 --> 01:33:11,958 they all died within a few days. - All of them, not one was saved. 1360 01:33:12,247 --> 01:33:14,317 - He's not even a lawyer? 1361 01:33:14,487 --> 01:33:17,240 Ah! It gave me a shock. 1362 01:33:17,487 --> 01:33:21,275 1363 01:33:21,367 --> 01:33:26,316 then it all suddenly vanished. Yes he is asleep and this morning 1364 01:33:26,407 --> 01:33:31,276 he was a choreographer and dance teacher. But wanted to wear tights. 1365 01:33:31,367 --> 01:33:34,439 - But I have to talk to this one. - You come. - Let me see it, 1366 01:33:34,527 --> 01:33:36,643 because my brain is exploding, I'll strangle him! 1367 01:33:36,727 --> 01:33:38,365 - He's in his room. - The doctor is also there. 1368 01:33:38,927 --> 01:33:45,605 Un, deux, trois, quatre. Un, deux, trois, quatre. Voila. 1369 01:33:48,487 --> 01:33:52,526 - Seventy. - Magnificent! Mom, aunt, eureka. 1370 01:33:52,807 --> 01:33:56,482 With excessive impetus, 70 pulses, right, doctor? 1371 01:33:56,967 --> 01:34:00,721 A double and a scissors and 70 again, tell my good nurses. 1372 01:34:00,887 --> 01:34:04,766 - Yes, I found Giangiacomo in perfect shape. - Perfect! 1373 01:34:04,847 --> 01:34:07,315 - How happy we are. - So happy. 1374 01:34:07,767 --> 01:34:10,156 - Giangiacomo, look who's here. - Oh. 1375 01:34:11,287 --> 01:34:14,199 But who is this young man, so big, so big? 1376 01:34:14,847 --> 01:34:17,964 Are you German? Are you Russian? 1377 01:34:18,527 --> 01:34:22,281 - Lawyer, I'm Italian. 1378 01:34:23,047 --> 01:34:28,405 1379 01:34:29,207 --> 01:34:32,802 - My name is Oscar, don't you recognize me? - No, I don't even know you. 1380 01:34:33,167 --> 01:34:36,364 He must recognize me! What are you doing, leaving me alone like a dog? 1381 01:34:36,447 --> 01:34:37,960 He even had my spleen removed! 1382 01:34:38,047 --> 01:34:41,403 1383 01:34:42,407 --> 01:34:45,558 - But who are you, the fruit seller? - Damn, this has arrived. 1384 01:34:46,527 --> 01:34:50,156 When he was a dentist he pulled three teeth of a greengrocer 1385 01:34:50,367 --> 01:34:52,676 who sued him because they were all healthy. 1386 01:34:52,767 --> 01:34:55,235 1387 01:34:55,527 --> 01:34:57,916 I took them all off him. 1388 01:34:58,527 --> 01:35:01,803 - But did he get into it like that, all at once? - Un, deux, trois, quatre. 1389 01:35:02,047 --> 01:35:06,165 (LAWYER SINGS) 1390 01:35:10,247 --> 01:35:12,363 What patience it takes. 1391 01:35:12,727 --> 01:35:15,639 (LAWYER SINGS) 1392 01:35:18,087 --> 01:35:22,046 It's better for me to go, otherwise I'll go crazy too. 1393 01:35:22,167 --> 01:35:24,761 - Come, Domitilla. - Yes, let's go. 1394 01:35:26,487 --> 01:35:28,796 - Oh, how dear! - It's madness. 1395 01:35:29,967 --> 01:35:34,085 1396 01:35:34,887 --> 01:35:38,118 - Is there a telephone in this asylum? - Yes, on the desk. 1397 01:35:40,487 --> 01:35:43,957 You see? It was done this beautiful lawyer's office. 1398 01:35:44,287 --> 01:35:47,677 He had bought the books, the civil and criminal codes. 1399 01:35:48,847 --> 01:35:51,759 - And a law degree. 1400 01:35:52,327 --> 01:35:54,363 1401 01:35:54,567 --> 01:35:59,038 1402 01:35:59,807 --> 01:36:03,561 1403 01:36:04,127 --> 01:36:07,915 My God, what a mess. We have to put everything back in order. 1404 01:36:08,087 --> 01:36:11,397 Let's go get a cloth to remove dust. 1405 01:36:11,807 --> 01:36:14,640 Sarago, I'm Oscar, Could you pass me Capua please? Hurry up. 1406 01:36:17,687 --> 01:36:20,724 Capua, I called Nancy at home, he doesn't answer me, why? 1407 01:36:22,727 --> 01:36:26,037 What, did she leave? A letter? 1408 01:36:28,287 --> 01:36:31,120 - Where did he put it? - But having said that he left it on the... Here it is. 1409 01:36:32,327 --> 01:36:34,602 - What is it? - The money. 1410 01:36:36,047 --> 01:36:39,039 Dear Oscar, together with this one of mine you will find some "travel queche" 1411 01:36:39,167 --> 01:36:43,126 which serve to compensate for all damages and the expenses incurred by you. 1412 01:36:43,287 --> 01:36:46,723 I'm forced to greet you like this, without being able to wait for you, 1413 01:36:46,887 --> 01:36:50,323 because finally a producer friend he came to get me 1414 01:36:50,407 --> 01:36:53,080 entrusting me with a great role in one of his films 1415 01:36:54,167 --> 01:36:56,237 that begins in a few days in Mollywood. 1416 01:36:56,687 --> 01:36:58,803 Finally everything he adjusted for the better. 1417 01:37:00,047 --> 01:37:02,481 I'm happy. I hug you. 1418 01:37:02,687 --> 01:37:07,397 Don't you read here? PS. I thank you for everything you have done. 1419 01:37:07,807 --> 01:37:10,765 In the anguish of those days you were very dear to me, 1420 01:37:11,167 --> 01:37:14,443 with moments I won't forget. Yours Nanci. 1421 01:37:15,767 --> 01:37:19,521 - Nancy, not Nanci. - She really fell in love with you, huh? 1422 01:37:20,687 --> 01:37:22,882 But how did you do it? Damn your head. 1423 01:37:24,727 --> 01:37:26,763 Now done, what can't I? 1424 01:37:28,527 --> 01:37:30,995 If only I could find it too a girl like that. 1425 01:37:33,527 --> 01:37:35,040 1426 01:37:38,887 --> 01:37:40,764 1427 01:38:09,247 --> 01:38:10,680 (SOUND OF THE COIN ON THE GLASS) 1428 01:38:10,767 --> 01:38:12,359 (MITARRA NOTES IN THE BACKGROUND) 1429 01:38:14,287 --> 01:38:16,926 (MUTE BEATS) 1430 01:38:35,967 --> 01:38:39,243 - I'm happy to see you. Ever got my letter? - Yes. 1431 01:38:39,807 --> 01:38:41,001 How did the lawsuit go? 1432 01:38:43,727 --> 01:38:44,876 Won and won by a landslide. 1433 01:38:46,727 --> 01:38:51,243 1434 01:38:51,887 --> 01:38:54,355 However, I preferred to take the money. 1435 01:38:54,527 --> 01:38:56,722 I took them and told them: “The not part.” 1436 01:38:56,967 --> 01:39:01,040 He insisted, on his knees, I told him: "No, I don't like it". 1437 01:39:01,767 --> 01:39:03,485 “Pay me.” And he paid me and... 1438 01:39:05,127 --> 01:39:09,245 Tell me about yourself, are you happy to return to Hollywood? 1439 01:39:10,447 --> 01:39:14,486 I thought about it a lot before accepting and I finally decided. 1440 01:39:15,887 --> 01:39:18,959 The part they offer me it is crucial for my career 1441 01:39:19,407 --> 01:39:21,762 and I'm sure that you have made the right choice. 1442 01:39:23,287 --> 01:39:26,882 Yes understands that what is with you he's a strong one. Kill! 1443 01:39:27,287 --> 01:39:29,755 He's got the chops, he has the face of the producer. 1444 01:39:30,847 --> 01:39:33,122 Anyway, the one who has what it takes is you. 1445 01:39:33,727 --> 01:39:38,084 I am convinced that when you arrive in Mollywood you knock them all down and wallpaper them. 1446 01:39:38,727 --> 01:39:43,005 There's nothing to do, you have that I don't know what, that... 1447 01:39:43,167 --> 01:39:45,044 What others are missing, understand? 1448 01:39:49,047 --> 01:39:51,845 Wait, I put you in this envelope... 1449 01:39:53,047 --> 01:39:54,526 three photographs of me. 1450 01:39:55,167 --> 01:39:57,806 It's a proposal that if you could show him, 1451 01:39:58,087 --> 01:40:02,205 I would be quite pleased. I put you a photo of me 1452 01:40:02,767 --> 01:40:05,645 which is a poolside with me in my bathing suit. 1453 01:40:06,287 --> 01:40:10,166 Then there's another one I'm in dressed as Rambo, with camouflage 1454 01:40:10,447 --> 01:40:11,596 and fat on my face. 1455 01:40:11,687 --> 01:40:15,043 Then there's another one which is a close-up very tight, very hard, 1456 01:40:15,127 --> 01:40:16,640 with a scar here. 1457 01:40:17,087 --> 01:40:21,558 You, without telling him that I am your friend, you ask him: "Do you like this actor?". 1458 01:40:22,007 --> 01:40:24,123 "Would there possibly be something?" 1459 01:40:24,287 --> 01:40:28,917 - If he says yes, you'll make me really happy, because... - Okay. 1460 01:40:32,207 --> 01:40:33,686 Nancy! Nancy! 1461 01:40:34,807 --> 01:40:36,126 It's late, Oscar. 1462 01:40:38,287 --> 01:40:44,283 Look, even if it were 3 or 4 days of work and that's it, even simple scenes, 1463 01:40:44,687 --> 01:40:47,520 I'm fine with it, okay? I'll take the plane and come. 1464 01:40:47,727 --> 01:40:50,446 For me to see the States again It's always nice, huh? 1465 01:40:52,647 --> 01:40:53,762 Okay. 1466 01:41:09,327 --> 01:41:10,316 HI. 1467 01:41:13,087 --> 01:41:14,486 1468 01:41:22,687 --> 01:41:24,405 1469 01:41:26,407 --> 01:41:27,681 - Mine? - The credits. 1470 01:41:27,807 --> 01:41:30,116 1471 01:41:30,887 --> 01:41:34,357 Just to tell you one of the last: "Caiman Swamp" in Rhodesia. 1472 01:41:34,687 --> 01:41:37,155 Imagine a bridge made of vines 40 meters high, 1473 01:41:37,567 --> 01:41:39,683 a swamp under brown that sucked. 1474 01:41:39,887 --> 01:41:43,436 Suddenly I hear a log gelatinous that wraps around the leg 1475 01:41:43,607 --> 01:41:47,680 and pulls me down to the bottom. Then a volley of bites, ta, ta, ta! 1476 01:41:48,047 --> 01:41:51,119 1477 01:41:51,207 --> 01:41:53,926 1478 01:41:54,007 --> 01:41:57,044 had to do 12 serums because no one knew what beast it was. 1479 01:41:57,207 --> 01:41:59,596 1480 01:41:59,687 --> 01:42:01,996 1481 01:42:02,087 --> 01:42:03,725 I have antibodies with counter-assholes! 1482 01:42:03,847 --> 01:42:06,236 Perme, this goes blank again today. 1483 01:42:07,767 --> 01:42:10,076 You think they'll take it or do they send him home? 1484 01:42:10,207 --> 01:42:13,836 How do they send him home? Ever seen what he looked like? 1485 01:42:14,207 --> 01:42:16,846 He doesn't fight today, he's too strong! 1486 01:42:17,247 --> 01:42:19,761 (ROCK MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 1487 01:42:21,647 --> 01:42:23,797 Subtitles by STUDIO ASCI - Cream